Applying to be an illegal alien
Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his
>> senator)>>
>> The Honorable Tom Harkin
>> 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC,
>> 20510
>>
>> Dear Senator Harkin,
>>
>> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
>> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
>> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
>> becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>>
>>
>> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
>> to illegal stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
>> Senate and for which you voted.
>>
>> If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an
>> illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to
>> do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three
>> of the last five years.
>>
>> I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
>> process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about
>> the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
>> fine.
>>
>> Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
>> would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>>
>>
>> Additionally, as an illegal I could begin using the local emergency
>> room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying
>> premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost
>> $10,000 a year.
>>
>>
>> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
>> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
>> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
>> United States for my son.
>>
>>
>> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>> college age children driving my car.
>>
>>
>> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
>> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
>> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>>
>>
>> Your Loyal Constituent, Donald Ruppert
>>
>> Burlington, IA
>> senator)>>
>> The Honorable Tom Harkin
>> 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC,
>> 20510
>>
>> Dear Senator Harkin,
>>
>> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
>> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
>> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
>> becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>>
>>
>> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
>> to illegal stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
>> Senate and for which you voted.
>>
>> If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an
>> illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to
>> do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three
>> of the last five years.
>>
>> I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
>> process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about
>> the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
>> fine.
>>
>> Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
>> would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>>
>>
>> Additionally, as an illegal I could begin using the local emergency
>> room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying
>> premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost
>> $10,000 a year.
>>
>>
>> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
>> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
>> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
>> United States for my son.
>>
>>
>> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>> college age children driving my car.
>>
>>
>> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
>> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
>> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>>
>>
>> Your Loyal Constituent, Donald Ruppert
>>
>> Burlington, IA
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real event...friends wife went to hospital for first birth ...shared room with illegal female in same condition....second day a social worker & translator show up & tell illegal not to worry "you have rights"...jeff paid cost of insurance, deductible limit, copay, extras....illegal got out free...kansas illegals get a cut rate at state colleges over generations of state citizens...??????????????? 0 -
I agree sounds like a great deal.. 0 -
spasm...
Lots of americans get out "free" as well....
Neighbor is one of them....He goes in, gets best of care, pays NOTHING....he will never pay the bills either....
or do as others have been doing and everyone else foots the bill....go in, get bills, declare bankruptcy....other tax payers foot the bill in higher costs.....0 -
Well, I'm doin' MY part. I write and phone congressmen and senators and responses to the local liberal paper. And when I get a postage free envelope from a candidate seeking election, I stuff it with literature from several anti-illegals organizations I support after writing on it in big red letters "THESE PEOPLE GET MY MONEY" and send it off.....
What's everyone else doing?0
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