Democracy
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The
driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The
driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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cute! i'd give a few gallons my self! [:D][}:)] 0 -
hey wait there i'll be right back with the fuel truck from the farm; 0 -
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
someone bring the train with most of the rest of the legislative and executive branches,
Hillary ain't the only traitor on the hill!0 -
Since everybody else is giving gas can I donate the matches?[}:)] 0 -
SUPERB!! 0
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