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watrulookinat
I won't tell. [}:)]
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  • Laredo Lefty
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    Originally posted by Laredo Lefty
    I put a Gorilla-chip in my Durango.... now it hauls ass.


    I put a cow-chip in your durango. Sorry man...


    Gorilla-chip is a performance enhancer.... connects to the air intake temp sensor. Works pretty good, but mileage suffers.

    Animal chips make terribly car de-odorizers.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    At the office today, I put regular coffee in the decaf pot.

    [:0][:0][:0]


    Ouch - you can give someone a heart attack or seizure that way!
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  • frankcastle13
    I am atheist, I don't have to.
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  • wundudnee
    I think I may be a lesbian.[:0]
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  • ReloadCM
    I'll just do a tell all book and get paid for it.
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  • watrulookinat
    quote:I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

    Oh wait, is that a sin? Depends on who's bed it is. [}:)]
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  • royc38
    I once bought a French Rifle. I got rid of it later.
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  • iluvguns
    quote: I think I may be a lesbian.

    ME TOO! I love women! [:D]
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  • andersk
    This has sure gotten a lot of reaction ... I'm not so sure, however, that confession or sin are laughing matters! (Maybe I should confess being too serious!)
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  • dcinffxva
    quote:Originally posted by royc38
    I once bought a French Rifle. I got rid of it later.


    One of my favorite muskets was made in France
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  • D1
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by drjew
    KentuckyBellybuttonJewelry.jpg


    drjew, you're not saying that you got a piece of that once, are you?
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  • watrulookinat
    drjew, Is she pulling the cork out for you?
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  • greeker375
    None here...I live at the foot of the Cross. Lightning-What Lightning?
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  • D1
    EEEEeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Nope. I cannot claim that one. There were two that weren't quite pageant material, but they had special skills.
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  • Captplaid
    I told a really bad joke today. It wasn;t so much a dirt joke, but more of a bad joke.
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  • Rosie
    I'm on a diet and sneaked two cookies yesterday.
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by watrulookinat
    drjew, Is she pulling the cork out for you?


    He might be sucking on the other end of the bottle. Don
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  • watrulookinat
    DCON,I'm laughing sooo freakin hard over here!!!!!lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • FrancF
    I served a Chardonnay with Spaghetti last night.

    I stuff prepaid envelopes with coupons and return them to the sender.

    I have mixed "whites" with "colors" in the laundry.

    When paying off bills, I short them one cent to see if they send me a bill for a penny.

    Please forgive me for I have sinned-
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  • PennyPincher
    I plead the 5th.
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    I called whiteclouder a bad name....[:(]

    Trinity +++
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  • Cyclonus
    The only real sin I ever committed was trying to do anything for myself.
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  • 50-70RB
    I stuff prepaid envelopes with anti-immigration information and return to sender.


    Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.........
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