HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN

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February 11, 2007 18:29

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ARS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

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  FEENIX

  February 12, 2007 03:24

  [:D]

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  Horse Plains Drifter

  February 12, 2007 03:45

  That's funny too![:D][:D]

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  yearofspider

  February 12, 2007 07:01

  [:D][:D][:D]I like #6 the best[:)][:)]

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