Wal-Mart greeter............joke
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> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
>through the entrance.
>
> She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and
>wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
>
> When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
>with more than a few missing.
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> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
>Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
>
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> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Heck no they
>ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why
>would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look
>alike?"
>
>
> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
>with you twice.".
>
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
>through the entrance.
>
> She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and
>wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
>
> When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
>with more than a few missing.
>
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
>Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
>
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Heck no they
>ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why
>would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look
>alike?"
>
>
> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
>with you twice.".
>
>
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LMAO [:D][:D] 0 -
I think I know her.
I had a blind date with her mother.
I had to put a flag over her head and do it for "old glory".[:p]0 -
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