Wedding Anniversary Joke
Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that is flashy and goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a gorgeous...bright red...brand new....bathroom scale.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that is flashy and goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a gorgeous...bright red...brand new....bathroom scale.
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Ouch... [:p][^] 0 -
Now thats Funny............ 0 -
I wonder if he thought of ever coming home.[:D][:D][:D]Good joke. 0 -
Funeral services are monday. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by JWolf
Funeral services are monday.
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And I'll bet it will be closed casket! 0 -
Haha....That was a good one.
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