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Letterman's Top 10 on why there are no black NASCA

greeker375
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 09 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 06 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 05 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 03 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 01 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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  • Dakota308
    [:p]
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Funny..... But Letterman would be in a heap of trouble if he actually used those.
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  • fishkiller41
    #11; Lips smudge windshield..[8]

    Jeff
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  • SuburbanNoize
    i dont know what your talking about, this guy obviously races nascar.

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  • dolfan
    #12
    The numerous Confederate flags flown by the fans scare'em away.

    #13
    Ever try a tire change with those spinner rims?

    #14
    The fans don't speeke the ebonics.

    #15
    They'll go broke paying fines everytime they say "ho".
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