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tobefree
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand..


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  • tobefree
    Y'all been voting like wildfire for Harmon in the photo contest. Of course there are other competitors, but Harmon and I are the run-aways...

    Does anyone remember me coming into GunBroker.com and chatting with you before the contest?

    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=134110
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=145387
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=145092

    I've been a member since Dec. 19th, and I would appreciate your support again. I don't blame you guys or Harmon. We are both striving for a very nice prize and I'm sure he appreciates your support.

    I would like to ask if some of you would throw a brother a bone though, and vote #7 next time in.

    http://www.kingsoutdoorworld.com/trophy_room.htm

    Thanks so much,
    Brad
    a.k.a. Revival

    Brad
    a.k.a. Revival
    http://jermanbuck.com
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  • tobefree
    500 rds .223
    50 rds .30 carbine
    1 receipt $165
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  • tobefree
    Just went to go get the cleaning kit out of the butt of my SKS stock, and managed to jam my finger inbetween the cleaning kit capsule and the stock... Talk about a pinched finger, what made it worse was the fact that I had to take the butt plate off to get my finger out... I is feeelin shmart.[8D]
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  • tobefree
    Now a gotta repair a dang hole in the wall!

    Just walked downstairs and we have a small stand that we use to keep the puppy downstairs. Instead of moving the stand, I climbed over it. Big mistake! Gotta little too far on the edge and one of the legs must have broke. Sent me for a tumble and a sharp corner to the ribs. [:(!]

    Now that the adrenaling is worn off and I don't feel like I am going to pass out, some places are starting to ache. My ribs & side don't feel bad and I thought they were gonna hurt. Must have caught my left foot between the stand and wall though because they are a little sore and I see I have a couple black & blue nails. Not sure what part of me or the stand hit the wall, but there is a good size whole in that.

    Lucky as heck though. Thought for sure I'd break a rib, but everything feels okay and breathing is fine. Hopefully I didn't break a toe or my right butt cheek which is a little sore. [:D]

    Jon
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  • tomahawk
    yep, just keeps going up, its not even funny
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  • dheffley
    Gonna' get worse too.
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  • hotshoot
    trade ya..... 100 rds BMG $275 + [B)][:0][:(!]
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  • dolfan
    Aim has this deal. Buy a Enfield for $169.95 and you can buy 3 South African battle packs for $40ea. (see below). I'm thinking of buying one of these Indian Enf. just to get some cheap ammo.[^]

    Enf-2A Enfield 2A .308 NATO/7.62x51 Rifles
    Special Enfield 2A Purchase price*
    140rd Battlepack: $39.95ea
    *3 Battlepack Limit.
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