Darned LEOs
So, like, there was this time, in band camp, where me and some of the guys were joking around. And, like, we went ahead and got some booze and stuff and got ourselves drunk and all that.
Anyway, we made the mistake of wandering out in public. We were drunk and walking around, minding our own business, trying to pick up chicks and stuff, doing what healthy American kids do, and these darned cops come over and talk to us.
Initially, we thought that they just wanted to shoot the breeze and help us pick up chicks. This was cool because, like, chicks dig guys in uniforms and while we didn't have any uniforms (we were uniformly drunk, however) these guys did and maybe they could get some chicks to come over and talk to us and stuff because we didn't have uniforms.
So, we were chatting with the cops and they didn't take long to figure out that we were drunk and stuff and they made us dump our liquor. I mean, really, how rude was that? We were trying to be friendly and all and wanted them to have part of the action and stuff but they were just mean old LEOs and they made us dump our liquor!
So, I dumped the contents of my stomach on one of the LEOs shoes. I did apologize but the officer didn't like it and stuff and he got rough with me. I tried to hit his fist with my face and I tripped and fell in my own vomit. This, of course, made me barf again.
I was really embarrassed, as this is no way to treat someone who is a tax-paying American and who pays for this guy's salary. So, I cussed him out a few times because like I'm his boss and stuff. He didn't really appreciate that and he was instib um, unsubord, wait, no he was insubordinate and all. So I tell him that he's fired and stuff, and he writes me this ticket! Can you believe it? A frickin' ticket!!!!!
I want to sue and make kajillions of dollars. Can one of your LEOs give me some advice?
I heard that this law firm called Bondai & Associates can help me out. How do I find them? I tried looking up my ass but I can't reach.
Anyway, we made the mistake of wandering out in public. We were drunk and walking around, minding our own business, trying to pick up chicks and stuff, doing what healthy American kids do, and these darned cops come over and talk to us.
Initially, we thought that they just wanted to shoot the breeze and help us pick up chicks. This was cool because, like, chicks dig guys in uniforms and while we didn't have any uniforms (we were uniformly drunk, however) these guys did and maybe they could get some chicks to come over and talk to us and stuff because we didn't have uniforms.
So, we were chatting with the cops and they didn't take long to figure out that we were drunk and stuff and they made us dump our liquor. I mean, really, how rude was that? We were trying to be friendly and all and wanted them to have part of the action and stuff but they were just mean old LEOs and they made us dump our liquor!
So, I dumped the contents of my stomach on one of the LEOs shoes. I did apologize but the officer didn't like it and stuff and he got rough with me. I tried to hit his fist with my face and I tripped and fell in my own vomit. This, of course, made me barf again.
I was really embarrassed, as this is no way to treat someone who is a tax-paying American and who pays for this guy's salary. So, I cussed him out a few times because like I'm his boss and stuff. He didn't really appreciate that and he was instib um, unsubord, wait, no he was insubordinate and all. So I tell him that he's fired and stuff, and he writes me this ticket! Can you believe it? A frickin' ticket!!!!!
I want to sue and make kajillions of dollars. Can one of your LEOs give me some advice?
I heard that this law firm called Bondai & Associates can help me out. How do I find them? I tried looking up my ass but I can't reach.
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get a good artillery piece and shell their station [:p] 0 -
usually if you just threaten their family they'll leave you alone.
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[8D]--Send a check for $25 dollars to the "Police Activities League" and on the "for" line (bottom left) write (I love law enforcement) !!
--[:D][:D][:D][:D]--JIMBO0
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