Disney Announcement
Disney Announcement
This just in:
Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. today. Word on the street is that
Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" in the movie
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Disney plans to remove all items, currently
for sale, associated with this movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al $harpton radio
show to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling . Je$$ee Jack$on has not been
contacted for comment on this. His office stated that he and his personal
secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas. However, people at PUSH
hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney World.
Snow White could not be reached for comment.
On a related note, Lowe's and Home Depot will no longer use the term Hose'.
From now on, it will be called "Tubular Water Conveyors".
Also the gardening tool, formerly called a "Hoe", will be called an "angular
ground tilling Implement".
This just in:
Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. today. Word on the street is that
Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" in the movie
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Disney plans to remove all items, currently
for sale, associated with this movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al $harpton radio
show to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling . Je$$ee Jack$on has not been
contacted for comment on this. His office stated that he and his personal
secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas. However, people at PUSH
hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney World.
Snow White could not be reached for comment.
On a related note, Lowe's and Home Depot will no longer use the term Hose'.
From now on, it will be called "Tubular Water Conveyors".
Also the gardening tool, formerly called a "Hoe", will be called an "angular
ground tilling Implement".
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I said it before and I'll say again, Disney's got to get some pants on that ill tempered duck and tell that mouse to put his shirt back on. Where do they think they are, a San Fransisco bath house? 0 -
[8D]-Or a massage parlor in West Seattle--
--[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO0
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