>> KIDS IN CHURCH
> >> 3-year-old Reese:
> >> "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
> >> Harold is His name. Amen."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A little boy was overheard praying:
> >> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
> >> I'm having a real good time like I am."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car.
> >> His father asked him three times what
was wrong.
> >> Finally, the boy replied,
> >> "That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home,
> >> and I wanted to stay with you guys."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> One particular four-year-old prayed,
> >> "And forgive us our trash baskets as we
forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A Sunday school teacher asked her children
as they were on the way to church service,
> >> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
> >> One bright little girl replied,
> >> "Because people are sleeping."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
> >> The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
> >> Their mother saw the opportunity for
a moral lesson.
> >> "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> >> 'Let my brother have the first pancake,
I can wait.'
> >> Kevin turned to his younger brother
and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A father was at the beach with his children
> >> when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
> >> grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> >> where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> >> "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
> >> "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
> >> The boy thought a moment and then said,
> >> "Did God throw him back down?"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A wife invited some people to dinner.
> >> At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,
> >> "Would you like to say the blessing?"
> >> "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
> >> "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
> answered.
> >> The daughter bowed her head and said,
> >> "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people to dinner?"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
> >> Harold is His name. Amen."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A little boy was overheard praying:
> >> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
> >> I'm having a real good time like I am."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car.
> >> His father asked him three times what
was wrong.
> >> Finally, the boy replied,
> >> "That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home,
> >> and I wanted to stay with you guys."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> One particular four-year-old prayed,
> >> "And forgive us our trash baskets as we
forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A Sunday school teacher asked her children
as they were on the way to church service,
> >> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
> >> One bright little girl replied,
> >> "Because people are sleeping."
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
> >> The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
> >> Their mother saw the opportunity for
a moral lesson.
> >> "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> >> 'Let my brother have the first pancake,
I can wait.'
> >> Kevin turned to his younger brother
and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A father was at the beach with his children
> >> when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
> >> grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> >> where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> >> "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
> >> "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
> >> The boy thought a moment and then said,
> >> "Did God throw him back down?"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> A wife invited some people to dinner.
> >> At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,
> >> "Would you like to say the blessing?"
> >> "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
> >> "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
> answered.
> >> The daughter bowed her head and said,
> >> "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people to dinner?"
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Thank you.
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quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Thank you.
Stole it.
Doug
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