friday funny......
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when there's a knock at the door.
A Chinese man with an invoice in his hand says "You sign, you sign." Behind him is a truckload of car exhausts. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says.
The next day Mandela hears a knock on the door, opens it and the Chinese man is back with a truckload of brake pads. "You sign, you sign" the man says. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says.
The following day the Chinese man is back. "Don't you understand, you must have the wrong name, who do you want to deliver these to?" Mandela asks.
The Chinese man checks his invoice and says in a heavy accent "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" [:D][:D]
A Chinese man with an invoice in his hand says "You sign, you sign." Behind him is a truckload of car exhausts. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says.
The next day Mandela hears a knock on the door, opens it and the Chinese man is back with a truckload of brake pads. "You sign, you sign" the man says. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says.
The following day the Chinese man is back. "Don't you understand, you must have the wrong name, who do you want to deliver these to?" Mandela asks.
The Chinese man checks his invoice and says in a heavy accent "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" [:D][:D]
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Great setup! how long till we get the punchline? 0 -
oh dear..it true about you sence of humour....
let me spell it out...[:D]
NELSON MANDELA
(IN CHINEESE VOICE)...'NISAN MAIN DEALER'0 -
Well I thought it was funny... But then I did get kicked in the head by a horse when I was three..... 0 -
Somehow, that one got by me.[?] 0 -
I loved it.....[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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Usually I get the chinese accent but this one went over my head too...now I get it though[:D] 0 -
You guys just don't understand British humor. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by billsmithjr
You guys just don't understand British humor.
British humor died with Benny Hill.0 -
[8D]-Nelson Mandela can't stand Chinese food--
--[xx(][xx(]--JIMBO0
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