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GIVE UP SEX FOR A LIFE TIME OF BEER?..OR 2 MILLION

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  • fishermanben
    hell no! beer would be a tougher decision.

    Ben
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  • wtroper
    Absolutely not, not even at my age. That is unless I could figure out how to "cheat." $2 mil is a lot, but don't think that I could take it with me. Think I enjoy the other more during the interim.
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  • tsavo303
    only guys that werent getting any would give it up
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  • Cubslover
    It'd take more than 2mil. Ask me again when I'm 60.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    This was a poll done in England...I think the stats would be higher here considering a lot of ppl are so money hungry....


    cubslover...age doesnt make one bit of diff...I know 70year olds that wont give up sex for anything....[;)]
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  • dcon12
    I gave up sex for nothing, I got married again. Don
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  • 1911a1-fan
    NO, and having 2 mil would even make it worse, i could finally afford a harem
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    This was a poll done in England...I think the stats would be higher here considering a lot of ppl are so money hungry....


    cubslover...age doesnt make one bit of diff...I know 70year olds that wont give up sex for anything....[;)]


    Well it does when you think about it. I'm 22, that means I'd have to give up sex for the next, what, 60+yrs? And two million wouldn't last me until I retired or whatever, yeah I'd be able to pay off my house and cars, but I'd still have to work until I was 50+. I can retire at 54 if I stay where I am. Not that I will, but I could. So when I'm 60 I don't have that much sex left to have, and Viagra is expensive. The 2 million then could be blown on all kinds of stuff.
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  • 65gto389
    Well with beer you dont have to wait an hour for seconds. [:D]
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  • iwannausername
    Heck, I'm married, have been for 7 years, lived with her for 7 before that.


    Pass the bucks and the beers.
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  • He Dog
    I would give up beer for a lifetime of sex in a heartbeat.
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  • select-fire
    Where is Monk? I am not giving up anything let alone sex. What about if you already got both?
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  • jonk
    $2mil? No way. $200 million and I might think about it.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Hm, let's ask the question turnabout.

    How many would give up beer and cash for lifetime of sex?
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  • Cyclonus
    Might as well get paid for it. Ive already gone more than 5 years another 20 or 50 wouldnt matter at this point.
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  • Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by Cyclonus
    Might as well get paid for it. Ive already gone more than 5 years another 20 or 50 wouldnt matter at this point.


    you mean after all the grief you went through with Snitchy you never even boinked her?

    weren't you all living together?
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  • CA sucks
    If you're not getting any anyway, sounds like a free 2 million to me.

    As to the turnaround, yea I'd give up a lifetime of beer, assuming the girls are all at least attractive
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  • 00scoots
    Show me the money!!!
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Where is Monk? I am not giving up anything let alone sex. What about if you already got both?You could give up being so humble.
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  • williamprynn
    If you can set me up with two 21 year olds I swear I will never drink again.
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  • idsman75
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    This was a poll done in England...I think the stats would be higher here considering a lot of ppl are so money hungry....


    cubslover...age doesnt make one bit of diff...I know 70year olds that wont give up sex for anything....[;)]


    My 58-year-old landlord occasionally brags about how great his sex life is with his 60-something girlfriend. Too much information. However, I hope I'm that fortunate.

    Then again, I'd probably take the $2,000,000. I can think of some fulfilling pursuits for which I would sacrifice sex for the rest of my life.
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  • woodshermit
    I would pay 2 million dollars AND give up beer if I had to have sex with Camilla. I hear Charlie is starting to miss his beer.
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  • tr fox
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    Money Better Than Sex for 3 in 10 Men
    Posted Jan 30, 2007 by geozone in Lifestyle and viewed 391 times

    A poll of British men revealed that 30% of them would remain celibate for life in exhange for $2 million whle 9% would do so if it meant they would never have to work again.

    Full story: mirror.co.uk
    Other stats from the poll include the following:

    Another 3% polled would give up sex for life if their football team won the Premiership, FA and European Cups.

    Another 1% would gladly give up sex forever for a lifetime supply of beer.

    Another 1% would do so if they could sleep with their dream celebrity for a last night of passion before forgoing sex forever.

    Angelina Jolie was named the celebrity they would most desire to sleep with by 25%. By comparison, a paltry 0.59% chose former Spice Girl, Victoria (Mrs. David) Beckham. But, 4% would chose her husband David if they had to sleep with a man.

    One out of three men confessed to faking "having a good time during sex."

    Two thousand British men took part in the poll which was conducted by condom maker Durex.

    A spokeswoman for the company found the results so surprising, she commented with a "What on earth has become of the red-blooded male?"

    Would you give up sex for life for $2 million?


    Duh! Well, yeah. I could always lie about giving up sex and once I got my $2 million it would be hard for anyone to track me night and day to be sure I had actually given up sex. In other words, I would take the $2 million, lie about giving up sex, and then use the $2 million to buy sex on the sly. I could wear a disguise or something so I wouldn't get caught having the sex I agreed to give up and then have to give the $2 million back.

    Besides, it would only be fair to give me the $2 million for giving up sex because, if my wife's rules hold, I have already given it up for free.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:williamprynn
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    Czech Republic
    304 Posts
    Posted - 02/01/2007 : 7:44:23 PM

    If you can set me up with two 21 year olds I swear I will never drink again.



    I have a funny feeling the 21 year olds would be quote:confessing to faking "having a good time during sex."




    ROTFLMAO*
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  • nards444
    I would have to say no. By the time that got taxed you would only have a million. Those polls are interesting, but I took a stats class once and polls can be quite deceiving
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  • Ray Boone
    So if you have sex with someone and get paid for it you are called names and maybe arrested, so what are you for getting paid to NOT have sex with someone?

    Actually having sex with some 21 yearold girl, nearly forty years my junior, seems quite gruesome to me.[xx(]
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  • Wrangler
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    I gave up sex for nothing, I got married again. Don


    Ditto.[:(]
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  • FrancF
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    I gave up sex for nothing, I got married again. Don


    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • 11b6r
    Sort of makes you wonder if "There'll always be an England" ![:p]
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  • danlittle
    Take the 2 mil. put it on high int. for 5 years, then give the 2 mil back & have all the sex I wanted while enjoying all my new firearms that I bought off the int. money.
    dan
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