bunny dies......
A rabbit hops into a cafe.
sits down and orders a toasted
cheese sandwich, which duly
arrives.
the rabbit munches
away and soon orders another
toasted sandwich but this time
it's a bacon and tomato.
the rabbit then orders a third
sandwich, which is a ham
and pickle.
the rabbit takes a bite and drops
down dead with puffy eyes.
the rabbit floats up to st peter at the gates ,who looks in his book
and asks the rabbit to guess what caused
him to be here.
the rabbit thinks for a few
seconds and hazards a guess. ' er,
mixing me toasties ?' [:D] (myxomatosis)[^]
sits down and orders a toasted
cheese sandwich, which duly
arrives.
the rabbit munches
away and soon orders another
toasted sandwich but this time
it's a bacon and tomato.
the rabbit then orders a third
sandwich, which is a ham
and pickle.
the rabbit takes a bite and drops
down dead with puffy eyes.
the rabbit floats up to st peter at the gates ,who looks in his book
and asks the rabbit to guess what caused
him to be here.
the rabbit thinks for a few
seconds and hazards a guess. ' er,
mixing me toasties ?' [:D] (myxomatosis)[^]
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There are other boards you could post these jewels on.
You are beyond simply "corny".
Doug0 -
This must be an example of "British humor." I loved most everything else about Britian, even the pasties, and the cream teas are to die of. 4,000,000 calories. 0 -
Awww Mond..It's a damn good thing we love you in spite of your sense of humor...[:D][:D] 0 -
Got it
Thank goodness for Wikipedia ...0 -
I guess you had to be there.[:D] 0 -
I GET IT[xx(][xx(] 0
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