The truth about taxes.
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>
>
> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
>truth of it.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
>
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin ,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> " Taxes drove me to my doom..."
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
>
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
>class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>
> What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
>
> And I still have to "press 1"
>
> for English.
>
> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
>
>
> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
>truth of it.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
>
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin ,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> " Taxes drove me to my doom..."
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
>
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
>class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>
> What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
>
> And I still have to "press 1"
>
> for English.
>
> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
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There's alot of truth to this, unfortunaately.[V] 0 -
Bye, duck.
Doug0 -
Sometimes you feel like there is a breaking point right around the corner. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bamafan
There's alot of truth to this, unfortunaately.[V]
There is also much that is wrong or a complete misrepresentaion of fact, but why let truth get in the way of a good rant.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
quote:Originally posted by bamafan
There's alot of truth to this, unfortunaately.[V]
There is also much that is wrong or a complete misrepresentaion of fact, but why let truth get in the way of a good rant.
You don't think the goverment leechs to much from us as it is? Everytime I turn around I'm paying the goverment for some complete oatmeal.0 -
Originally posted by A J Christ
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politician"
The correct spelling on that is. "parasite"!
Allen0 -
We have all heard alot of compliants from government recently about the "obscene profits" the oil companies have been making. However, what the government doesnt want you to knew is that oil companies make a profit of between 4-7 cents per gallon of gasoline. On the other hand, the federal government makes a profit of 18 cents per gallon and my wonderful state of California taxes an additional 41 cents per gallon to bring the grand total to 59 cents PROFIT per gallon. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Kodiakk
quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
quote:Originally posted by bamafan
There's alot of truth to this, unfortunaately.[V]
There is also much that is wrong or a complete misrepresentaion of fact, but why let truth get in the way of a good rant.
You don't think the goverment leechs to much from us as it is? Everytime I turn around I'm paying the goverment for some complete oatmeal.
So somehow the fact that there are errors in this list means that I'm an advocate of taxes?
When did an ability to know when mistakes were made mean that one agreed with a concept that was being attacked?
If you claim the moon is made out of green cheese and I point out that it is not, does that mean I want to force everyone to eat green cheese? Get a grip.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
quote:Originally posted by Kodiakk
quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
quote:Originally posted by bamafan
There's alot of truth to this, unfortunaately.[V]
There is also much that is wrong or a complete misrepresentaion of fact, but why let truth get in the way of a good rant.
You don't think the goverment leechs to much from us as it is? Everytime I turn around I'm paying the goverment for some complete oatmeal.
So somehow the fact that there are errors in this list means that I'm an advocate of taxes?
When did an ability to know when mistakes were made mean that one agreed with a concept that was being attacked?
If you claim the moon is made out of green cheese and I point out that it is not, does that mean I want to force everyone to eat green cheese? Get a grip.
I have a firm grip. You comment about "why let the truth get in the way of a good rant" seemed to me like sarcasm.0 -
(inheritance tax) one of the few that I think the idiot democrats in PA started. I think thats the one also referred to as the death tax or its related. In PA they will pry your money from your cold dead fingers. 0
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