oldie, but goodie
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline.
We want to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to
America he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country. He will also be registered, taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life or themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
We want to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to
America he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country. He will also be registered, taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life or themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
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Hmmm!!! That is zactly like my solution....Zackly!!!!
Well that's Two votes for the plan....anyone care to make it Three!!!0 -
Right on, but unless George Carlin has had a lobotomy, this couldn't have come from him. 0 -
damn, your damn right damn it, i just snopesd it and it said he had nothing to do with it. damn. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
damn, your damn right damn it, i just snopesd it and it said he had nothing to do with it. damn.
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Lets all remember that the same george carlin that said the 2nd amendment and 'gun enthusiasts' make no "G%^ D@mn [G-D]" sense.
He makes me want to puke.0
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