The guide to muslim space travel
And their you have it-[:D] lol
MALAYSIA has come up with the world's first guidebook for Muslims in space as its first astronaut, Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, prepares to go into orbit next week.
The book, entitled Guidelines for Performing Islamic Rites at the International Space Station, teaches the Muslim astronaut how to practice his religion in space.
http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1599872007
MALAYSIA has come up with the world's first guidebook for Muslims in space as its first astronaut, Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, prepares to go into orbit next week.
The book, entitled Guidelines for Performing Islamic Rites at the International Space Station, teaches the Muslim astronaut how to practice his religion in space.
http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1599872007
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ISS go BOOOOM!!!!!!!! [:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!] 
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It's really goiung to happen, this is exciting!
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He has prayer mat knee patches because the Commander said he
"don't want that stinkin' rug up here".0 -
quote:Originally posted by Sperry
He has prayer mat knee patches because the Commander said he
"don't want that stinkin' rug up here".
For some reason I have never been able to visualize those towel heads washing their stinking rugs very often.0 -
From the comments:
quote:Sir. No 1 is crazy and no 2 is Looney.
The Islam does not preach terrorism. The individuals do. What is more if the book is about the moon you will learn more of the Islam religion that is already spreading( I am not talking of the terrorist or fanatics that do exist like you have the gun slingers , rapist, knife carriers and cut throats.
You will be a better man who own brains. One rotten apple is a box does not make the box bad, does it?
I thank you
Firozali A.Mulla MBA PhD
P.O.Box 6044
Dar-Es-Salaam
Tanzania
East Africa
And for those who do not like my educational value, I do not care. I write because I am protecting you there from here. Beat that?
Because "allah" is none other than the ancient Babylonian MOON GOD--note the prominent crescent moon and star symbol of islam. Indeed, all muslims should be relocated TO THE MOON for the safety and comfort of the rest of the earth's population.0 -
"Saudi Prince Sultan bin Salman, who was the first Muslim in space, had said that although he managed to pray and fast, he was not able to face towards Mecca and could not fully kneel on the ground."
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Firozali A.Mulla MBA PhD, Dar-Es-Salaam Tanzania / 6:49pm 6 Oct 2007
Sir. No 1 is crazy and no 2 is Looney.
The Islam does not preach terrorism. The individuals do. What is more if the book is about the moon you will learn more of the Islam religion that is already spreading( I am not talking of the terrorist or fanatics that do exist like you have the gun slingers , rapist, knife carriers and cut throats.
You will be a better man who own brains. One rotten apple is a box does not make the box bad, does it?
I thank you
Firozali A.Mulla MBA PhD
P.O.Box 6044
Dar-Es-Salaam
Tanzania
East Africa
And for those who do not like my educational value, I do not care. I write because I am protecting you there from here. Beat that?
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I was cracking up when I heard this. I got this image in my brain with a guy trying to keep a turban on his head floating around bouncing off the walls with the carpet "oops oops wrong way wrong way". I think you get the picture.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by FrancF
I was cracking up when I heard this. I got this image in my brain with a guy trying to keep a turban on his head floating around bouncing off the walls with the carpet "oops oops wrong way wrong way". I think you get the picture.[:D]
They had enough problems trying to stay pointed in the right direction on a Patrol Gunboat. They might be fun to watch in space.
We had one Chief Quartermaster who had a standard routine for prayer time. The Saudis would send one man to the pilothouse to find out which way was East. If the QMC had the Conn, as soon as the Saudi left the pilot house he would change course.0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
quote:Originally posted by FrancF
I was cracking up when I heard this. I got this image in my brain with a guy trying to keep a turban on his head floating around bouncing off the walls with the carpet "oops oops wrong way wrong way". I think you get the picture.[:D]
They had enough problems trying to stay pointed in the right direction on a Patrol Gunboat. They might be fun to watch in space.
We had one Chief Quartermaster who had a standard routine for prayer time. The Saudis would send one man to the pilothouse to find out which way was East. If the QMC had the Conn, as soon as the Saudi left the pilot house he would change course.
Your killing me James![:D][:D][:D][:D] Wife is asking why I am laughing so hard.[:D]0 -
Why are we letting muslims in space? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by royc38
Why are we letting muslims in space?
Why aren't we putting them all there ?0 -
Before you know it, we'll have a the PC crowd screaming for the installation of special harnasses in the spaceship which will hold the muslims in place directed at Mecca, and mandate that the spacestation/shuttles all have to be oriented in the proper direction for the daily prayers. I can see the ACLU lawsuits now! "You're denying these Muslim Astronauts their right to worship!" And just wait until one demands the right to bring his 4 wives with him into space! 0 -
Muslims that can afford space travel have far more than four wifes.
We will have to send up two shuttles at a time with the cargo bays full of the berka bitches.
Oops, was that the cargo door opening prematurely? We forgot to turn on the fasten seat belt sign!!!.
Its raining mus-hoes, hallelujah!
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