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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    The way I remember it is something like this. I probably got it all wrong because it's been years since i heard it, but here goes.

    2000 years ago Moses said " Pick up your shovel, pack up your camel, get on your ass and I'll take you to the promise land.
    In 1947 Harry Truman said "Throw down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a Camel. This is the promise land.
    In 1972 Richard Nixon kicked your ass, taxed your camel and said "There is no promise land".
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  • Nevrnuffstuf
    [:D]That Sir sounds pretty close!!!
    Guess it was pertaining to ALL politicians as well!!! HA!
    Thanks.................
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  • sig232
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • 2-barrel
    What stretches the farthest skin or rubber. It must be skin. It says in the bible that moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles. [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Mossbergboogie
    What the only tree in the desert
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