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rider
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me
some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A
three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a'
mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"
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  • iluvguns
    In Kentucky, we use superglue. [:D]
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  • needmyguns
    RUBBER BRANDS[:0][:0]
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  • fishkiller41
    ZIP-TIES..
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  • bang250
    Staples.
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  • xbcrick
    DUCT TAPE!!!!!!!
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  • spryor
    Rivets..[;)][:D]
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  • He Dog
    Back during the cold war there was one that went something like this:

    The Trojan company received an order from Moscow for 10 gross of condoms. The specifications were that the condoms should be 9" in circumference and 11" in length. Recognizing psychological warfare when the saw it, the production people worked overnight to get the order ready and sent it out the next day marked "extra small."
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  • flyingtorpedo
    hot glue to hold it in place while you mix the epoxy!
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  • Txs
    In my day we tied on rabbit skins.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    some of us never had a problem getting them to stay because they're so small, it's getting them off that hurts[:D]
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  • TooBig
    saran wrap[:D][:D][}:)]
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  • sarge_3ad
    When I was a kid, we had a not so brite fella who lived in town. The men in the community use to tease him about his girl friend, saying that he would knock her up. He admitted to using plastic bread sacks to prevent a unwanted pregnancy. This is a true story.
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  • Idahobound
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    When I was a kid, we had a not so brite fella who lived in town. The men in the community use to tease him about his girl friend, saying that he would knock her up. He admitted to using plastic bread sacks to prevent a unwanted pregnancy. This is a true story.


    I hope he never had offspring
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by big800
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    When I was a kid, we had a not so brite fella who lived in town. The men in the community use to tease him about his girl friend, saying that he would knock her up. He admitted to using plastic bread sacks to prevent a unwanted pregnancy. This is a true story.


    I hope he never had offspring


    Nope he never did. He died in his early 60's, and his girlfriend/ wife, who was mildly retarded went to a nursing home. I also remembering this guy going to get his driver's license renewed. He wore 4 pairs of glasses in hopes of passing his vision test.
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