the grocery store probably thinks i am a homo
ok i made a boo boo, it's our anniversary so i stop by the florist/grocery store to pick up a dozen red roses and a card{celebrations this week end} i go the the card Ilse and see a card in the anniversary section that perfect from what was on the card, i open it "happy anniversary yadda yadda yadda", go back pay for it and the roses, well i get home open it up to sign the card, your gonna love this one {what a freakin idiot}
happy anniversary
to my husband
thats what 3 hours of sleep gets you, i whited it out put in wife, she was happy
happy anniversary
to my husband
thats what 3 hours of sleep gets you, i whited it out put in wife, she was happy
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haha, homo. JK[:D] 0 -
It just justifies what we have been thinking for a very long time now.
Happy Anniversary0 -
I shouldn't ask this, but does that mean the card just went through a gender change surgery?[}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by swamp_thing
I shouldn't ask this, but does that mean the card just went through a gender change surgery?[}:)]
Was it a swedish card?0 -
It's the thought that counts.[:D] 0 -
Freudian slip, latent homo tendencies come to the surface...
want a rainbow sticker for the car?[:o)]0 -
I refuse to let any of the clerks read my greeting cards at checkout because I'm not buying it for them. 0 -
Another HALLMARK moment! 0 -
[:D][:D]...now all you need are some pink grips...[;)] 
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quote:Originally posted by cubslover
It just justifies what we have been thinking for a very long time now.
Happy Anniversary
Yup.
BTW, you haven't mentioned how many weeks years it's been.0 -
i figured you guys would enjoy that one, even at my expense
been together 15 married 13 today, i still get it messed up because it was supposed to be the 20th, but things got screwed up, i will give you single guys a great piece of advice, 1st anniversary buy a nice clock with your names and date engraved on it, a nice reminder hidden in plain sight
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quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
i figured you guys would enjoy that one, even at my expense
been together 15 married 13 today, i still get it messed up because it was supposed to be the 20th, but things got screwed up, i will give you single guys a great piece of advice, 1st anniversary buy a nice clock with your names and date engraved on it, a nice reminder hidden in plain sight
thanks btw
That's good advice...my first marriage was on April 24...the second was on April 22. Talk about too close! I finally figured out a way to remember the correct date...22 (Second Wife, Second Marriage)...second time around.[^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
Freudian slip, latent homo tendencies come to the surface...
want a rainbow sticker for the car?[:o)]
I wanted to say that, but I was trying to be civil.[:D]0 -
FAG......Just kidding,Thats funny as hell.LOL[:D][:D]Get some sleep would ya. 0 -
I once did the same thing only different. Don 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
I once did the same thing only different. Don
Just guessing. Did you buy your wife a card and give it to your boyfriend?[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
I once did the same thing only different. Don
Just guessing. Did you buy your wife a card and give it to your boyfriend?[:D]
I never give cards to my boyfriend. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
I once did the same thing only different. Don
Just guessing. Did you buy your wife a card and give it to your boyfriend?[:D]
I never give cards to my boyfriend. Don
You must be one of those insensitive rascals, huh[:D]0 -
I once remarked to the young Manager on Staff duty at Sears one night, who was wearing a bright pink shirt and red tie, "You DO know what wearing a pink shirt means, right?"
He answered no, so I told him.
Mistake!!
Good thing I could still duck fast, even though twice his age!!0 -
[8D]--I haven't VOMITED for a while--
--BUT i'm close to it--
--[:(][:(] --JIMBO0 -
quote:Originally posted by formerlywrong
I once remarked to the young Manager on Staff duty at Sears one night, who was wearing a bright pink shirt and red tie, "You DO know what wearing a pink shirt means, right?"
He answered no, so I told him.
Mistake!!
Good thing I could still duck fast, even though twice his age!!
What shade pink was it? I see how may have arrived at your moniker.[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
I refuse to let any of the clerks read my greeting cards at checkout because I'm not buying it for them.
Yeah, I put the card face down with the envelope flap over the back.0 -
I had our wedding date engraved on my husband's wedding band. He never forgets. Should have tattooed our son's birthday on his forehead though! First year he says it's 3/11 and I say no it's 3/10. He says I know I was there it's 3/11. And I say I KNOW. I WAS THERE TOO! [:(!]
Needless to say I was right.0 -
I suspected there was a closet homo lurking GB. What was the alternate name, "Gayguy"? No, that's not it. But I really pissed the guy off making jokes about Jeff Gordon and his Rainbow Warriors.
We just didn't know who it was, until now.0 -
Haha! thats funny as hell.Sounds like something I would've done,Only my wife would,ve pointed it out to me.Happy Anniversary! 0 -
you picked a good day,,me and mine have been married for 21yrs today,,not bad for my 3rd wife [:)] 0 -
Happy Anniversary! Thanks for sharing your humorous story. 0
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