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  • tazzer
    nice what time you going to be at my house to mow you lazy ba$tard$!!
    [}:)][:D][:D]

    cool mower
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  • AHansen
    Nice ride.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    i thought you had a budget of 2,000 bucks?

    if you stayed in that budget with that mower tell me where it was so i can get one, and why didn't you get the one with the cup holder you cheap ba$tard[:D]
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  • Warpig883
    I would rather have my balls smashed flat with a wooden mallet than ride a mower with no cup holder[^]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i thought you had a budget of 2,000 bucks?

    if you stayed in that budget with that mower tell me where it was so i can get one, and why didn't you get the one with the cup holder you cheap ba$tard[:D]



    As usual, I went over budget. But only by 30%!! $2899.

    It has a cup holder you blind ba$tard! It's on the left in that black plastic piece.[:D]
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  • spryor
    Should be a dandy.[:)]
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  • tazzer
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    Originally posted by 1911a1fan

    It has a cup holder you blind ba$tard! It's on the left in that black plastic piece.[:D]
    thats the pistol holder you dumb ba$tard [}:)][}:)][}:)][:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    You blew the budget. Thats the one I shoulda bought but I cant put a snow blade on it. What is that a 100 gallon gas tank you lazy ba$turd?
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i thought you had a budget of 2,000 bucks?

    if you stayed in that budget with that mower tell me where it was so i can get one, and why didn't you get the one with the cup holder you cheap ba$tard[:D]



    As usual, I went over budget. But only by 30%!! $2899.

    It has a cup holder you blind ba$tard! It's on the left in that black plastic piece.[:D]










    what if your right handed?

    you got something against right handers?, that's it i'm placing rebar stakes all over your yard sticking out 3.5 inches [:D]












    i hope you get good use out of it since i was one of those who recomended deere, but honestly who listens anymore[:D]
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  • select-fire
    Great Choice. Now you have no excuse when you do run over something cause of the good vision up front. I do believe when my Deere wears out...... I will buy a zero turn... or by then I may be wealthy enough to just pay someone to mow..
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  • He Dog
    You are most sincerely welcome Mateo, glad our help lead you to a satisfactory purch....Oh, wait I don't have a riding mower and did not respond to that one. Never mind. Oh, what the heck I certainly deserve the praise any way. You are welcome!
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  • mateomasfeo
    1911, did you recommend the Deere? Oh, sorry, well, you may go now.[:D]

    Hedgehog, for all you have done for me throughout the years, consider this a blanket thank you.

    Cartod, I am going to mount that Michael Irvin rookie card to the front bar like a hood ornament.

    Ya ba$tards!!
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  • He Dog
    You are a prince among men Mateo[^]


    Even among decon12.
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  • LOKO383
    LMAO..AT THIS WHOLE THREAD..Loko[:D][:D][:o)]...btw matty..please post pics of the hood ornament..[:o)][:o)]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    From the look of your photos, you don't have much grass to cut-it's all cement. Maybe you should have just bought a good weedwhacker and spent the rest on drinks for the rest of us who will be more than happy to watch you work.[:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by GUNFUNCO


    From the look of your photos, you don't have much grass to cut-it's all cement.




    The John Deere Dealership is owned by someone else. I live in a house ya ignorant ba$turd![}:)][:D][:p]
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  • dcon12
    Damn Matty, sounds like you have been looking into every ones lineage, ya basturd. Don
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  • drobs
    Couldn't you jsut hire some mesicans?
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  • Jorge
    Don't see no fuzzy dice...

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    Don't see no fuzzy dice...

    [:D][:D][:D]




    He keeps those stuffed down the front of his pants. Don
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  • Jorge
    Mateo claims to be hung like a gerbil - those are "tumbling" dice.
    [:0]
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  • LOKO383
    where's the cd player..you rockin ba$turd. [}:)].hey hey my my rock and roll will never die..[8D]..Loko who just had to get one in..[:o)][:o)][}:)]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    I was just an un-informed ba$tard.

    Why not park your trailer at your own place?-you lazy ba$tard.[}:)][:D][;)]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    Plus you parked right in the middle of the whole lot, you inconsiderate ba$tard.[;)][:D][}:)]
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  • select-fire
    I really like it.. seems like plenty of room up front for some kind of a mounted MG...
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    1911, did you recommend the Deere? Oh, sorry, well, you may go now.[:D]

    Hedgehog, for all you have done for me throughout the years, consider this a blanket thank you.

    Cartod, I am going to mount that Michael Irvin rookie card to the front bar like a hood ornament.
    Ya ba$tards!!


    There goes the resale value.
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  • mateomasfeo
    You ba$tardos crack me up! Fuzzy dice...indeed!

    Went home and mowed, and only wrecked it twice!! This damn thing is fast and turns on a dime and spits out two nickels.

    Took me about 30 minutes to get the hang of it, but once I did it made quick work of my overgrown lawn.

    It has a name now, "The Ba$tard Lawn Bomber." My wife doesn't quite understand the name.

    EARL, I accidentally killed old Rastas. He wasn't as quick as he looked.

    DON, I rolled boxcars...
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  • dcon12
    Imagine what you could have done if you unloaded it from the trailor. Don
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  • LaidbackDan
    I would have picked another color, did you ask the John Deere dealer to show you the other swatches?
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  • jwb267
    nice mower[8D]
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