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buschmaster
why is it that when you're trying to cut a fart reeeeal hard but you can't, you're standing there going "nnnnggghh!! nnnnngggghghghghh!!" but it won't come out, if you stand like you're going to do an elbow punch, go "nnnggh" and pump your elbow backwards (like you're doing an elbow punch) it pops right out?? sometimes it takes 3 or 4 elbow pumps but it always works. why?!?!?
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  • Permanently deleted user
    There is something seriously wrong with you![:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)]
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  • buschmaster
    try it! any kind of fart, just kind of go until it's about ready to come out, then pump your elbow backwards. I did one just now laying down. !!! ???
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  • tazzer
    damn busch you must really be bord [:D][:D]
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  • buschmaster
    it's a big question I've always had.
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  • Mk 19
    it's all about muscle contractions....



    and you really need to find something productive to do[;)]
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  • sarge_3ad
    Tried your method and crapped my drawers. Thanks alot you &%#@^*! [:D][:p]
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  • buschmaster
    [:D][:D] hee hee hee [:)][:)]
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  • Tailgunner1954
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    Tried your method and crapped my drawers. Thanks alot you &%#@^*! [:D][:p]


    There you sat,
    broken hearted
    Tried to chit,
    but only farted.
    Than one day
    you took a chance
    Tried to fart
    and chit your pants.
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  • oldgunner
    Charmin must really love you.
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  • BarkingDog
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    why is it that when you're trying to cut a fart reeeeal hard but you can't, you're standing there going "nnnnggghh!! nnnnngggghghghghh!!" but it won't come out, if you stand like you're going to do an elbow punch, go "nnnggh" and pump your elbow backwards (like you're doing an elbow punch) it pops right out?? sometimes it takes 3 or 4 elbow pumps but it always works. why?!?!?


    send this in to Mythbusters and have them figure it out
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  • fishkiller41
    WTH is an "ELBOW-PUNCH"[?]

    Jeff
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  • buschmaster
    you don't know what an elbow punch is?! you hit something with your elbow, either in front of you or behind you.
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    you don't know what an elbow punch is?! you hit something with your elbow, either in front of you or behind you.
    OOOOooh,, ok... It still didn't make me fart...lol Guess it don't work on everyone.

    Jeff
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  • buschmaster
    well, you have to have a fart in the first place, it squeezes it out or something I don't know how it works. that's what I'm trying to figure out.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Does it work with loaf pinching also ?? [:D][:D][:D]
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  • buschmaster
    dunno, you might hurt yourself trying that!
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  • phillip
    Ive been fartin for along time now,And I aint never heard of that.Your not a bush master,Your a fart master[:o)][:o)][:o)][:D][:p]
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  • William81
    Once again I am assuming your handle is because you are the master of Busch Beer.....I think you have been drinking a few too many tonight....[;)]
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  • v35
    The sphincter is the smartest muscle in the body and shouldn't need help from your elbow.
    It can disinguish between solid, liquid and gas.
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  • Captplaid
    Wife says after the hernia surgery he action to help a fart out is to apply pressure on her lower abnomen (weak stomach muscles).
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by v35
    The sphincter is the smartest muscle in the body and shouldn't need help from your elbow.yeah, but do you want to wait 20 minutes with a fart roaming around in your butt somewhere, or do you want to fart now?? use the elbow!
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by v35
    The sphincter is the smartest muscle in the body and shouldn't need help from your elbow.
    It can disinguish between solid, liquid and gas.


    Sometimes.[xx(] Just ask my wife. She does the laundry.[:D][:D]
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