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  • Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Blckhrn
    I do believe that, in DC, a new bright and shiny frying pan cannot be classified as an assault pan but, when it becomes blackened from seasoning and use it becomes an assault pan. Of course, all pans, be they sauce pans, frying pans, brain pans or even panning pans that have pistol grips, bayonet lugs or interchangeable magazine capability have been banned well before this incident and the use of one of these constitutes the commission of a felony.

    Naturally, as we all know, there are few shiny and pristine frying pans in DC so it stands to perfect reason that we have in our midst a terrorist who should be put to death, after a fair trial, of course.

    Oh, sure - always blame the blacks [;)]
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  • Blckhrn
    That post dealt with assault pans, not necessarily the black ones. As we all know, there has been a proliferation of dangerous pans of many configurations. I say we hang the guy first and then legislate pans out of our society, FOR EVER. The original inhabitants of this nation didn't have pans, they made their cookware from rocks and leaves. No one in this nation needs a pan, no one.

    What's that? You are telling me now that rocks can be used as weapons? Well, then, we'll just make them illegal also.

    My fellow Americans, my campaign promise to you is this, EAT IT RAW!!
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