Guy falls asleep on the beach..funny..
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.
He was starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, rather astounded, said, 'What good will Viagra do him?'
The doctor replied, 'It'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
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He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.
He was starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, rather astounded, said, 'What good will Viagra do him?'
The doctor replied, 'It'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
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In my case, I might need a little more elevation.....[:I][:I]
rider0 -
We have a precautionary solution to that particular problem around here.
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Buddy of mine was hauling "specialty steel", back when they were building all the casinos in Atlantic City. He fell asleep for a few hours, on the beach, wile waiting to get his rig unloaded. Well... His "BOYS" just happened to be hangin outta his shorts the entire time!!![B)][B)]
Y'all can no doubt,imagine the rest...(OUCH)
Jeff0 -
lol!!! 0 -
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I really did fall asleep on the beach in Panama City one time during spring break, got there at about 5ish in the morning after drinking in the backseat of my buddies car for the past 13 hrs. When the sun finally rose at 7ish or so and a couple few more cocktails later we walked out the front of the condo onto the sand needless to say I didn't make it far...................around 1:30 is when I woke.
What good friends I went with............[;)]0
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