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IAMAHUSKER
Scientist think that plants may have the ability to communicate with one another. That they can be happy /sad. So folks, I for one am for getting even with with all veg-heads that have been condemning us for eating animals all these years. If my plan works we can starve these pains in the arse right of the planet. I guess that they can eat rocks and crap bricks.
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    So I have had some stuff on back order for a few months now. Not expecting anything for a while. Also expecting them to be spread out over a longer period of time. NOPE, 2 days 3 shipping notices. [:0]
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    dale and i are buddies his wife of 42 years died about 6 weeks ago. he hasn`t been out of the house much. we hooked up today and got a Snoot full of jack and and bud lite, i have been on the wagon for 5 years. I FEEL OFF AND ROLLRD A FEW TIMES TODAY. He took his wifes death very hard.He came out of his shell today .We of course had a good buzz on by days end and he was talking like a magpie. My wife was pi--ed. was it worth it ? you betcha.He is 73 and I am 64 we started at 11 and he left after offing a pint of jack about 5 30. My wife walks in and says you are wasted and I said not yet Chapter 3 tomorrow

    I cried because I had no shoes,then I saw a man that had no feet.
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    The lock man cometh! [:D]
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/full_loop.php
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    may be rough on the neighbors to the SW http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=htx&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=no
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    A Toyota just won the race. [:0]
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    Wife came home lastnight, her birthday, lit the candles, sang happy birthday, wife cries, husband frantic, kids go to bed, wife asks husband's worst nightmare??, husband freaks the hell out, wife clarifies situation with I am pregnant!! Husband relieved!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    Heard a big boom, walk to where Gus is laying down, I think he is going to be huge. He carried a weight through 4 rooms into the hall, where he continues to lift it before I demanded he let me take his picture.

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  • spurgemastur
    so.....congratulations, right?
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    yes,....thank you!!
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  • Sig220_Ruger77
    Congrats!!

    Jon
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    Thanks Jon. Still up and can't sleep a wink.
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  • IAMAHUSKER
    Gonna have to drink a beer or two to bring me down so I can go to sleep. Darn it anyhow!!!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Why is she upset?...not expected?

    WOrst nightmare?
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  • tobefree
    There is nothing better in this world than a bighappy family..it is the only true success!!!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Congrats![8D]
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  • goldeneagle76
    I don't understand the nightmare thing. If my wife asked me my worst nightmare I would have thought she cheated on me and is leaving with my daughter. Being pregnant is a blessing!!! Even if not planned, you're married and can work through it.
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  • Jacob2008
    CONGRATS!
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  • elkoholic
    Sounds like a fun ride. Congrats.
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  • COLT
    ...My deepest sympathy. As Ive always said, "I hope you had a life pryor to children, because there is no life after kids...Sell the kids while they are young and someone will pay you for them; once they become teenagers, you can't give them away"...[^]

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  • Old Fool
    Good work !!!!!!!!!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  • 1911a1-fan
    good news, unless you've had a vasectomy of course[:)]
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  • rhythm_guy
    quote:Originally posted by goldeneagle76
    I don't understand the nightmare thing. If my wife asked me my worst nightmare I would have thought she cheated on me and is leaving with my daughter. Being pregnant is a blessing!!! Even if not planned, you're married and can work through it.

    +1
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  • pickenup
    Some shoot blanks.........some don't.

    CONGRATS. [:D][:D]
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  • FWIW
    So did you think you were poke-ing at her in fun?

    Congrats!
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  • cce1302
    I don't think that was a sad cry. When my wife was pregnant, she'd just cry for no apparent reason. Well, sometimes it was because I was out of town for a while. But sometimes, I'd ask, "why are you crying?" and she'd say "I don't know" and start laughing. Let the fun begin.
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  • bpost
    God bless! you and yours are pert of this Nations future!
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  • bamafan
    Congrats!!
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by IAMAHUSKER
    Thanks Jon. Still up and can't sleep a wink.


    [8D]
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by rhythm_guy
    quote:Originally posted by goldeneagle76
    I don't understand the nightmare thing. If my wife asked me my worst nightmare I would have thought she cheated on me and is leaving with my daughter. Being pregnant is a blessing!!! Even if not planned, you're married and can work through it.

    +1



    Te art of pulling pranks is alive and well!
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