Old German Couple (humor)
I had an old German couple come in for insurance. They have lived in the states for about 12 years, and both retain very strong accents. The husband does 100% of the talking, but it may be because his wife's english is not good.
I got to a part of the application where I had to ask them if there are any dogs with a history of biting, or that could be characterized by vicious behavior on the premises. The old German man looked at me with a serious face, and in a very thick accent responded, "No. My Vife is my dog." His wife looked at him with a look that could turn most any man to stone. The German blood was running thick through her head, and if looks could kill, he would have been suffering a miserable death. He then looked back at me, and said, "Maybe I am misunderstood. They say that a dog is man's best friend, and my vife is my best friend." She grinned ear to ear, and winked at me. I about had to bite my thumb to keep from laughing.
Ben
I got to a part of the application where I had to ask them if there are any dogs with a history of biting, or that could be characterized by vicious behavior on the premises. The old German man looked at me with a serious face, and in a very thick accent responded, "No. My Vife is my dog." His wife looked at him with a look that could turn most any man to stone. The German blood was running thick through her head, and if looks could kill, he would have been suffering a miserable death. He then looked back at me, and said, "Maybe I am misunderstood. They say that a dog is man's best friend, and my vife is my best friend." She grinned ear to ear, and winked at me. I about had to bite my thumb to keep from laughing.
Ben
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Very Interesting!!!! 
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I got a good laugh outta that one.
I've met couples like 'em.
I think a lot of us have.0
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