SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"[}:)]
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"[}:)]
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I had a dream last night that I got stopped by the police for doing that very thing, after three cocktails, of course. 0 -
Must agree. Seniors should have to turn their liscences when they get to age 85. After that they are accident prone. Same as guns. Seniors
should not be allowed to own guns. Lets keep guns out of the hands of us OLD WW 2 vets. We dont know how to use them properly. More restrictive laws are definately needed. Definately more laws are needed
in this country as we dont seem to have enough laws. Lets make more driving laws, gun laws and the likes. Just maybe you have to put up with us who kept you free for over 60 years till we are gone? Just bear with us, we are dieing at a rate of over 1,500 per day. So give us a few more years and then you will be happy and we will be gone. Then worry about the next non-vet bunch.0 -
quote:Originally posted by joeaf1911a1
Must agree. Seniors should have to turn their liscences when they get to age 85. After that they are accident prone. Same as guns. Seniors
should not be allowed to own guns. Lets keep guns out of the hands of us OLD WW 2 vets. We dont know how to use them properly. More restrictive laws are definately needed. Definately more laws are needed
in this country as we dont seem to have enough laws. Lets make more driving laws, gun laws and the likes. Just maybe you have to put up with us who kept you free for over 60 years till we are gone? Just bear with us, we are dieing at a rate of over 1,500 per day. So give us a few more years and then you will be happy and we will be gone. Then worry about the next non-vet bunch.
Hey you old fart..... I just hope the good Lord gives me a chance to live to be old enough to irritate the hell out of young drivers. [:D]
Glad you have made it this far....KEEP ON TRUCKING! [:D][:D]
PS Being older means we have better insurance too, crash away!0
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