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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    quote:Fireworks safety (Happy Independence Day everyone).
    Don't drink and drive.
    Wear your set belts.
    Wear helmets.
    Wear safety goggles and hearing protection.
    And if you're gonna have sex with the neighbor, make sure (a) their spouse is definitely away and is definitely not gonna be back anytime soon and (b) make sure you're having intercourse with the correct spouse.[;)][:D]
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  • FEENIX
    quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
    quote:Fireworks safety (Happy Independence Day everyone).
    Don't drink and drive.
    Wear your set belts.
    Wear helmets.
    Wear safety goggles and hearing protection.
    And if you're gonna have sex with the neighbor, make sure (a) their spouse is definitely away and is definitely not gonna be back anytime soon and (b) make sure you're having intercourse with the correct spouse.[;)][:D]


    L[:D]L! WTG ... sorry I forgot that very important one. Thanks.
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  • jabronij3
    "Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do!" Larry the Cable Guy
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  • A J Christ
    When someone sez "Hey y'all, watch this" Get away from them, quick.
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  • Colonel Plink
    Don't forget. If you're going to have unprotected sex with a Hatian prostitute, put your wallet in your sock.
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