Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York
City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs".

The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids".

The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
and are Extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh,
mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband Store."

CONTINUE ON ...

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New
Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The
first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives
that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors
have never been visited.
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