NONOOKIE
Last weekend wife and I were trimming trees with a chain saw and sat down to rest. I said "I'm getting too old for this crap" She says, I'm not getting old" Dumb me. then what are all those wrinkles? She, Laugh lines. Dumb me, Funny. I don't remember you ever laughing that much. She thew a lawn chair at me. We were in town today and she had to pick up some groceries. Me being the macho type I don't go into grocerie stores. While she was gone I moved the truck three rows over. Pissed her off. I thought it was kinda funny myself.
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You know the way to your womans heart[}:)][:D][8D]
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Sounds like you better sleep with one eye open for a while![:D] 0 -
Here is a real rib-tickler for you to tell your wife.
Three miracles of a woman:
She can give milk without grazing on the grass.
She can bleed for a week without dying.
She can bury a bone, and not get her paws muddy.0 -
Most husbands are killed in there sleep by homicidal wives.
Yup, made up that fact right here, right now.
I see a promising career in governmental statistics on the horizon.0 -
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
Sounds like you better sleep with one eye open for a while![:D]
He'll be unconscious with one eye swollen shut. That's almost the same thing. [:D]0 -
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She can put a S&W 59 between your eyes when she gets madder than hell to. Trust me on this one. 0 -
Im gonna have to question your tactics hoss. Damn straight.
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Works for me old hoss. 0 -
Here's MY definition of "NONOOKIE!" 
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Guess I'm too old Zipper. I don't get it. In more ways than one!![:I] 0 -
LOL ... when a woman pulls a gun on you, in bed ... it's
pretty plain to see ... ain't NO nookie, tonight!
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I thought she was saying, "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" 0 -
... maybe she was ... but ... I wouldn't stop to ask![:D] 0
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