Thursday evening funny #2

dpmule

January 18, 2007 18:19

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was
> seated next to a
> young mother with a babe in arms.
>
> When the baby began crying during the descent for
> landing, the mother
> began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
> The pilot pretended
> not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly
> offered his assistance
> to help with the various baby-related impedimenta.
>
> When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the
> pilot responded,
> "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was
> hungry!"
>
> Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her
> pediatrician said
> nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the
> baby's ears.
>
> The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true
> pilot fashion
> exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been
> chewing gum.

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  zipperzap

  January 18, 2007 18:27

  During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was
  seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
  
  When the baby began crying during the descent for
  landing, the mother began nursing the infant as
  discreetly as possible.
  
  The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking,
  he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the
  various baby-related impedimenta.
  
  When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the
  pilot responded. "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...
  and he sure was hungry!"
  
  Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her
  pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure
  in the baby's ears.
  
  The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion
  exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum.

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