Drinks Show Your Personality
Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an eas y target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
. PART B: MAN-DRINKS
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an eas y target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
. PART B: MAN-DRINKS
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!?
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a
woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
THE RESULTS:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink : Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink :
Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.?
Whiskey : He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay [}:)][:(!][V][xx(]
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... couldn't resist this one - an hour late for work - I never drink
anything iwithout a little umbrella in it.[:D]
... have a good day!0 -
Good post thanks, over my 13yr LE career Ive noted drunks more often tell the truth than not. And you can often judge their true character when they are intoxicated. 0 -
What's an LE career? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
What's an LE career?
Law Enforcement0 -
Thanks PC800 - that would sure makes an impressive difference.[:o)]
... according to that logic I'm supposed to take for granted Nightslacker
is the expert? Using that same logic Gregg Junnier - 18 years with the
his department makes him an expert in murdering 92 year old ladies?
He's no expert ... he got caught![:o)]
All I can say to that is, I had a 32 year career and I still like umbrellas in
my drinks ... usually on sand beaches - so I don't hurt myself when
I fall down so much.
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[:p]mmm whiskey mmm[:p] 0 -
quote:Posted - 04/26/2007 : 3:26:11 PM
Thanks PC800 - that would sure makes an impressive difference. ??
... according to that logic I'm supposed to take for granted Nightslacker
is the expert? Using that same logic Gregg Junnier - 18 years with the
his department makes him an expert in murdering 92 year old ladies?
He's no expert ... he got caught!
All I can say to that is, I had a 32 year career and I still like umbrellas in
my drinks ... usually on sand beaches - so I don't hurt myself when
I fall down so much.]
Where the L did that insult come from, man thats just ludicrous. I may not be a movie director or have umbrellas in all my drinks, but myself and my wife have worked hard for what we have and Im very content with what we are blessed with, and my job as well. There was nothing I said that warranted your hostile comment, you have no business throwing your criticism at me. I only made a statement about my experience with those who are extremely intoxicated. I am a very easy going person but I will not remain idle when you start your name calling at me. At this point I will give you the benefit of doubt and assume you were having a bad day. Thats all I got to say about that!0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
What's an LE career?
I thought you were a expert on everything.[;)][:D][:D][:D]0 -
"I never drink
anything iwithout a little umbrella in it."
Then you are definitely gay.0 -
quote:allen griggs:
"I never drink anything iwithout a little umbrella in it."
Then you are definitely gay.
... and you, friend, are just a little too obsessed with gay threads.[:D]0
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