Great joke - not PC
So this guy goes into a bar. As he sits down, the bartended notices he looks visibly upset.
"Hey barkeep! Pour me five shots of whiskey!"
The barkeep comes over, pours the shots and asks: "What's wrong?"
The man responds: "Terrible news. I just found out that my brother is gay! AND he's sleeping with my best friend!"
The next day, the same guy comes back to the bar.
"Hey barkeep! Pour me six shots of whiskey!"
The barkeep pous the shots: "What's wrong now?"
He responds: "You wouldn't believe it! Turns out my own son is gay!"
The very next day, the guy goes back to the bar.
"Barkeep! Get me TEN shots of whiskey!!!"
The barkeep rolls his eyes: "Good heavens, man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The guy downs the first shot and says: "Well, apparantly my wife does!"
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"Hey barkeep! Pour me five shots of whiskey!"
The barkeep comes over, pours the shots and asks: "What's wrong?"
The man responds: "Terrible news. I just found out that my brother is gay! AND he's sleeping with my best friend!"
The next day, the same guy comes back to the bar.
"Hey barkeep! Pour me six shots of whiskey!"
The barkeep pous the shots: "What's wrong now?"
He responds: "You wouldn't believe it! Turns out my own son is gay!"
The very next day, the guy goes back to the bar.
"Barkeep! Get me TEN shots of whiskey!!!"
The barkeep rolls his eyes: "Good heavens, man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The guy downs the first shot and says: "Well, apparantly my wife does!"
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That actually happened to a neighbor of mine.
He didn't think it was very funny at the time, though!
... we did![:D]0
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