Getting Drunk Sometimes Is Confusing ...

A man gets up hung over one morning to find his wife in the kitchen
at the stove. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his
socks in the frying pan.

What are you doing? he asks.

I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to
bed very drunk, she replied.

Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself,
I don't remember asking her to cook my sock...
[:D]