todays funny....problem cat!? hate the loo?
Instructions for cleaning you problem cat & if you just hate that loo thing!! (toilet)
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1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash" pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog [:D][:D]
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1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash" pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog [:D][:D]
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if you want to practice something a bit more tame first, try washing your rottweiler in the bathtub. [;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mond
Instructions for cleaning you problem cat & if you just hate that loo thing!!
What in the world are you talking about, and in what language are you saying it?0 -
Haven't seen the loo, thing, in print for years!
Happy WC to you!
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quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
quote:Originally posted by mond
Instructions for cleaning you problem cat & if you just hate that loo thing!!
What in the world are you talking about, and in what language are you saying it?
Wassa matta Zed7 you no spraken de engli?
Ahh there is nothing too
like standing in the que
for the loo
when you have to poo.
From the land of lorries, artic's, wings, boots & bonnets0 -
Que and poo I've seen ... loo, I'm outta touch!
[}:)]0
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