Do you have a super power?
I've realized that I do.
I am impervious to stink.
Not saying that I don't smell it, or that it ain't nasty to me, but it doesn't affect me physically. No gagging, no technicolor yawn, no involuntary "EWWWWWWWWWW! THAT STINKS". Most you'll ever get from me is a shrug and maybe a nonchalant "Yup. Stinks."
I'm talking some major-league stink, too. Not just trash, or poop, or BO. I'm talking about two-week old bait shop dumpster in August, week-dead maggotty flyblown skunk in an open cesspit kind of funk.
Comes in handy here, too. Most of SW Phoenix smells, literally, like crap. I work about a mile of a manure processor and fertilizer plant, not to mention the dog food factory and several noxious chemical manufactories, plus the organic whateverthehellitis place with the big piles of decaying garbage and the waste transfer station.
Glad I live 20 miles north.
I need a superhero name.
I am impervious to stink.
Not saying that I don't smell it, or that it ain't nasty to me, but it doesn't affect me physically. No gagging, no technicolor yawn, no involuntary "EWWWWWWWWWW! THAT STINKS". Most you'll ever get from me is a shrug and maybe a nonchalant "Yup. Stinks."
I'm talking some major-league stink, too. Not just trash, or poop, or BO. I'm talking about two-week old bait shop dumpster in August, week-dead maggotty flyblown skunk in an open cesspit kind of funk.
Comes in handy here, too. Most of SW Phoenix smells, literally, like crap. I work about a mile of a manure processor and fertilizer plant, not to mention the dog food factory and several noxious chemical manufactories, plus the organic whateverthehellitis place with the big piles of decaying garbage and the waste transfer station.
Glad I live 20 miles north.
I need a superhero name.
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"captain no-stank" 0 -
"olfactoryman"
Doug0 -
Do you smoke?
The first time I seriously quit smoking I had a big problem with maloderous olfactory stimuli.
I haven't smoked in the last five months but I've also not had to deal with any really bad smells this time around.0 -
Maggotman
Use stink to defeat felons and protect the common man.
Your only weakness is Lysol Industrial Spray. It renders you powerless.[:p][:D][;)]0 -
[8D]--don't you think stink-foot has that same power ???
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--[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO0 -
I have the power of the PooF![}:)] 0 -
I reflected a bit about this question and have decided I can qualify
for an esteemed place here among the greats. I, too, do possess
some noted super powers.
I'm a surfer, champion surfer, a professional pothead impersonator,
Western Champion Spitoon Spitter (freestyle), a senior citizen
Southern California Sex Idol, a motion picture industry casting
director and still have time to hold down a part time posting
position on GB!
... and, I'm a pretty good BSer, too!
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I love to fish and I am a terrific baiter. Once when I was a kid I overheard my Dad tell his friends I was a Master Baiter. Pretty impressive huh! 0 -
[:D][:D][:D]
Excellent!0
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