A Man Wanted to Get Married.......
Zipperzap's version is better, read it below. Mine had these weird arrows in it.
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salongets her hair done, new make up and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the
man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock
market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salongets her hair done, new make up and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the
man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock
market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Why better? Don0 -
No >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Better, I agree.
First time I heard this one it was a bank looking to promote a woman to VP. Which do you suppose they promoted?
The one with the big chalongas.0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
First time I heard this one it was a bank looking to promote a woman to VP. Which do you suppose they promoted?
Yep, its been around a lot, but then so has Zip. Don0 -
Yes, and you have to start young if you are going to stick it out. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Yes, and you have to start young if you are going to stick it out.
Don't we all. Don0 -
No, only the ones that want to stick it out. 0 -
Allen, you are a truly sagacious fellow 0 -
I think the man made the right decision![;)][:o)][:0][:D] 0 -
quote:allen griggs:
Mine had these weird arrows in it.
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... one of the few things on the net that drive me nuts (more nuts than usual)
in this electromagnetic world. I clean them up when I can as to make it easier
to cut and paste for others.
... and yes, sometimes I DO have to much time on my hands![:D]0 -
Also TOO much time.
Wow, I can't spel mi own name, I never get to correct a spelin error, wa kool!0 -
quote:He Dog:
Also TOO much time.
Wow, I can't spel mi own name, I never get to correct a spelin error, wa kool!
LOL ... I think you mean a GRAMMAR error.[:D]
YOU obviously need to find out the difference between grammar and spelling![}:)][}:)][}:)]0
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