Affirmative Action e-mail: Splng Champ!
At first I thought this was a joke - but, after giving it some thought I
decided that it could be true, in this screwed up country we used to
call the best in the world.[:o)]
Hello,
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an
award Forbeing the best speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test
and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class,
5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting
Pregnut during the cemester.
It be hard to beat a score of 120%.. The white dude who sit next to me is
McGee from the Bronx. He got A 94% on the test but no extra points on
account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years
ago.Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting
Afermative action. You be showing da way to true equality.
I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Hillory take
over da healtcare in dis bratry.
decided that it could be true, in this screwed up country we used to
call the best in the world.[:o)]
Hello,
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an
award Forbeing the best speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test
and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class,
5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting
Pregnut during the cemester.
It be hard to beat a score of 120%.. The white dude who sit next to me is
McGee from the Bronx. He got A 94% on the test but no extra points on
account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years
ago.Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting
Afermative action. You be showing da way to true equality.
I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Hillory take
over da healtcare in dis bratry.
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That is so very P-IC. But I did laugh. 0 -
I have blacks that work for me, one of my workers wives who's black also gets mad at these home boys and shouts at them to "speak English", when felling the need they can talk English just like the rest of us, and I am the first to admit my communication is not perfect Queens English. 0 -
If I were black, I'd BE SO FRUSTRATED, too! 
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