Rather, Couric and a Marine
Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and a Marine Gunny were All
captured by terrorists in Iraq.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one
last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot
spicy chili.
"The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.
Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and
describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Couric
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
wish?"
"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the
Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the butt.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack,
pulled out his M4 and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash,
all the Iraqis were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?"
What," replied the Marine, "and have you two idiots report that I started it?
captured by terrorists in Iraq.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one
last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot
spicy chili.
"The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.
Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and
describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Couric
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
wish?"
"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the
Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the butt.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack,
pulled out his M4 and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash,
all the Iraqis were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?"
What," replied the Marine, "and have you two idiots report that I started it?
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Funny joke and also sad but true. 0 -
The only joke here is that a terrorist could make a bowl of chili spicy enough for a Texan.[:D] 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by dakotashooter2
The only joke here is that a terrorist could make a bowl of chili spicy enough for a Texan.[:D]
Yeah, but is Dan Rather a real Texan?0 -
james quote:Yeah, but is Dan Rather a real Texan?
...might be from here, but he ain't a "real" Texan...my x father-in-law...was his roomie at college...boy, that had to bite...[:0][;)]0 -
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Aint it the truth ! [8D] 0
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