Two Brothers
Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very
mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however,
was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors,
and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The
evil brother became a heavy drinker, a biker, and a womanizer. The other brother
was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother
passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before
me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
"I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him
and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you the power to
gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before
long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of
beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm
seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and
a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has
a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."
mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however,
was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors,
and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The
evil brother became a heavy drinker, a biker, and a womanizer. The other brother
was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother
passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before
me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
"I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him
and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you the power to
gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before
long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of
beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm
seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and
a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has
a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."
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Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was always getting
into trouble. The other brother was very good. He was always kind to
animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never very close.
The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The good
brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
Finally, the evil brother died. Then, after a few years passed, the good
brother passed away.
The good brother went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy
afterlife. One day the good brother went to God and asked, "Where is my
brother? He died before me, but I haven't seen him here in heaven." God
replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere. "I'm
sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and
wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish," God said.
"I will give you the power to gaze into hell." So the power was granted
and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother
sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other
he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and
said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he
has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely,
hell can't be that bad."
God explained. "Things aren't always as they seem. The keg has a hole in
it. The blonde doesn't."0 -
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