Latest trip to Wal-Mart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store:
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our store:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him , he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6 : In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"
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Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our store:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him , he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6 : In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"
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[:D][:D] Might have to try one of those sometimes...... 0 -
funny...i always wanted to do that kinda stuff.
here's one for ya....i watched it go down.
i just got a job at a local wallymart competitor. I kept seeing this big dude walking around my section all day. As I was leaving my section to return some overstock to the back, he ran up and hid behind one of my displays and peered around the corner. I come to learn that he was an undercover store detective and was tracking this little tweeker girl through the store. she'd been caught shoplifting some stuff and used the fitting rooms to change her...feminine product and underwear, leaving them for us to find and clean up.0 -
I have seen this on the web a few years back. Try doing a few when you have wait for someone in a store. Most people just laugh 0 -
funny side note, one time when i was younger i was in a bathroom stall, messing around with my brother who was in the next stall. i started making the loudest most horrible sounding groaning sounds for about 3-4 minutes, i walk out of the stall, and the guy at the end stall walked out at the same time, he looks at me and says "eat more vegetables" i almost died of laughter. 0 -
I know several people who work at Wal Mart. And they report that you'd be amazed how often they find that someone has used a fitting room as a toilet. Animals lurk amoung us. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
funny...i always wanted to do that kinda stuff.
here's one for ya....i watched it go down.
i just got a job at a local wallymart competitor. I kept seeing this big dude walking around my section all day. As I was leaving my section to return some overstock to the back, he ran up and hid behind one of my displays and peered around the corner. I come to learn that he was an undercover store detective and was tracking this little tweeker girl through the store. she'd been caught shoplifting some stuff and used the fitting rooms to change her...feminine product and underwear, leaving them for us to find and clean up.
and women say men are gross, we had what i nicknamed "the tampon bandit", for about a year she would throw them on the bathroom mirror every month, as predictable as it was we never caught her, bet you didn't know they will stick to a wall made of mirror0
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