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  • pickenup
    December 21st?
    Make plans.
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  • William81
    oh man that is gonna screw up Christmas.....[;)]
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  • p3skyking
    Then it's time to buy a car with no interest until 2012!
    [:D][;)][:p]
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    Then it's time to buy a car with no interest until 2012!
    [:D][;)][:p]

    With my luck, if I tried that the world wouldn't end until 2014.
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  • SahaganBeta
    Local furniture store has a huge sign up, "No interest until 2012".

    I have a suspicion the price will be sufficiently inflated to insure furniture store loses no money.

    But don't worry, if it's true, you'll have some pretty good indications the end of time is coming, what with famines, wars, signs from the skies, and lots more real interesting stuff.

    Sahagan
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  • fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by pickenup
    December 21st?
    Make plans.


    Definitely going to open presents on the 20th![;)]

    Ben
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  • slackmason
    of course, thats only if you believe that the mayan calandar is right.
    of course Art Bell is convinced, since his remote viewers find it dificult to view anything past this date.
    i reckon it has something to do with the illuminati and freemasons

    oh yea and the return of J.R. Bob Dobbs, and the six tittied alien sex goddeses in the intergalactic pleasure saucers should be coming to kill all the pinks and normals and rescue the Yeti brotherhood from Damnation and servitude..
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  • mrseatle
    End of all time?...Naw...Just the end of the "Age of Piscis", and the beginning of the "Age of Aquarius". If you take stock in that sort of thing[}:)]
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  • bigtire
    Damn!!! I lost the pool!
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    Then it's time to buy a car with no interest until 2012!
    [:D][;)][:p]

    With my luck, if I tried that the world wouldn't end until 2014.


    Then by all means buy that car and get us 2 more years James!
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  • He Dog
    quote:beginning of the "Age of Aquarius".

    Age of aquariums? Heck I have had aquariums for 50 years!
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  • CHEVELLE427
    me too[^]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    The following predictions show when the world will end (or has already ended)

    2003 : Comet

    A group of aliens, called Zetas, have been kind enough to warn us Earthlings about our impending destruction. Through their human contact they have warned us that the world is destined to be wiped out by a comet, which passes by every 3657 years. Unfortunately, during 2003 the Earth will pass through its tail causing our planet to stop rotating for several days. As if this were not bad enough there will be violent winds, firestorms from the sky and gigantic tidal waves. When the chaos eventually stops the ice caps will melt and the land will return to the sea.





    2008-MAR-21: World War

    The British group The Lord's Witnesses believe that the Bible contains codes which can be used to predict, amongst other events, the end of the World. Based on this code they have charted the history of Mankind from the birth of Adam in the year 4027BC to its destruction in 2008 - the result of a horrific world war.





    2012 : Mayan Calendar

    The Mayan calendar is divided into months of 20 days, years of 360 days, katun of 7200 days and a baktun of 144,000 days. According to this ancient civilization the world will last for exactly 13 baktun cycles. Their calendar started on 3114-AUG-13 BCE with the birth of Venus and they expected the world to end during the Winter Solstice of 2012.





    2012-DEC-21: Novelty Coincidence

    Terence McKenna, based on Novelty Theory ( the amount of novelty present in any temporal domain ) predicts that "at the coincidence of the moment of the solstice and the heliacal rising of the galactic centre, levels of planetary novelty will exponentially increase. The theory does not make clear the nature of the ultra novel event, however, speculation as to the nature of the encounter with the trans-dimensional object at the end of time includes Solar Explosion and Quasar Ignition at the
    Galactic Core."



    2014: Pope Declaration

    In the year 1514 Pope Leo IX wrote "I will not see the end of the world, nor will you my brethren, for its time is long in the future, 500 years hence."



    2028 : Mystical Number 666

    Initially Eli Eshoh predicted that, based on his investigation into the Mystical Number 666, the world would end in 1998. It apparently has not - much to the annoyance of those who took Eshoh's advice and sold all their belongings prior to 1998. However, he does reassure us that the end of the world is on course, "Do not fret about this. Everything is on track. The Rapture took place on June 6, 1998. The reason it wasn't noticed was that only 603,729 people were taken up, so out of a world population of 6,660,603,729 persons, it wasn't noticed. The question most of you may be asking is "Why am I still here." Obviously you weren't saintly enough to be selected by God to join him, so you will have to prove your worth in the upcoming Tribulation. The groundwork has been laid. The Beast was born on June 6, 1998, and a world is entering into a period of great instability. Mark the year 2028 on your calendars!" This explanation is rather feeble - surely some of the relatives of the "603,729 people were taken up" must have noticed they had not returned home!





    2028-Oct 26th Asteroid 1997 XF11

    Initial calculations suggested that asteroid 1997 XF11 will pass dangerously close to the Earth and would result in its destruction. However, current analyses suggest that it will come no closer than 0.00636 AU (951,000 km, 591,000 mile) or about 2.5 times farther than the moon. If these latest predictions are correct then the probability that the asteroid will impact the Earth is effectively zero. Just in case the initial predictions were correct it would be safer to stay indoors on this day.





    2280 Quran Code

    "When the horn is blown once. The earth and the mountains will be carried off and crushed; utterly crushed. That is the day when the inevitable event will come to pass." 69:13-15

    The end of the world is coded in the Quran, according to the translation by

    by Dr. Rashad Khalifa, and will be destroyed in 2280. The signs, of it's impending destruction, given in the Quran have already been fulfilled. These include :

    1) The splitting of the moon: This happened in June 1969 when man landed on the moon and brought back moon rocks.

    2) The Creature (27:82): The Quran has predicted that at the right time God would produce a creature that would be instrumental in unveiling His signs. This was fulfilled, the creature was the computer which was instrumental in unveiling the Quran's numerical code, and proclaiming that the world has neglected God's message.





    3797 : Nostradamus

    French physician and astrologer Nostradamus, (1503-1566), wrote a collection of prophecies, entitled Centuries, which were published in 1555. Worryingly, many of these prophecies, which predict events from the mid-1500s through the end of the world, have a habit of coming true.



    1,000,000 A.D. Destruction by Gamma Rays

    Provided we survive all the aforementioned `World Ends' we will absolutely, definitely cease to exist in the year 1,000,000 - give or take a year or two. Gamma Ray bursts occur naturally in the Galaxy due to events such as neutron star binary inspirals. These occur every million years or so and produce a gamma ray flux which exceed even the largest solar flares. The absorption of this radiation into our atmosphere will increase nitric oxide concentrations and greatly reduce ozone concentrations resulting in the extinction of life on Earth.







    53 Terrified Thessalonians
    Christ's return was being forecast even before the Bible had been written. During the year 53 a rumour spread like wildfire, amongst the Thessalonians, that the day of reckoning was about to happen and widespread panic ensued.





    400 Prophesy

    In the year 234 A.D. theologian, and martyr Hippolytus prophesised that the appearance of the Antichrist which would be followed by the Lord's return He believed that the world had a life span of 6,000 years and since Adam was born 5,500 years before Christ then the world had a sell by date of 500A.D.





    989 : Halley's Comet

    The appearance of Halley's Comet during August led to panic that it would collide with the Earth and destroy it.



    1000 : The Second Coming

    As the end of the first millennium approached mass hysteria spread across the Christian world that the return of Christ was nigh. From beggar to king everyone believed that this would be the New Year party to end all parties and that Jesus would be guest of honour. During the year 999 there was a sudden burst or religious fervour with people selling of their worldly possessions and giving the money to the poor. Criminals were released from prisons. Believing that this was their last days of their life people stopped planting crops, neglected their property and flocked in huge numbers of pilgrims headed east to meet the Lord at Jerusalem.





    1666 : Year of the Beast

    It was a devilish year - containing that dreadful 666 number and with the bubonic plague killing 100,000 plus the Great Fire destroying much of London it was forgivable that people considered it a `(horrible year)'



    1982 The Second Coming - Part Two

    On April 24-25, 1982, people around the world opened their morning newspaper to discover the rather disturbing headline announcing, "The Christ is Now Here!" and claiming that "Christ had returned to Earth in a materialized body in July, 1977, and has since been living among a group of Pakistani Indian immigrants in South London, England" Most folk just didn't feel prepared for Judgement Day. Fortunately these full-page adverts, placed by the New Age religious group TARA Center, were mere speculation and several months later, with the world still in one piece, the group announced that they "the delay was only because the consciousness of the human race was not quite right. "





    1984 : Tenth Time Lucky

    The Jehovah's Witnesses predicted doomsday as 1984. However, as the got it wrong in 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925 and1975 most folk could be forgiven for simply ignoring their warning



    2000 : 666 Again

    If you divide 2000 by 3, you will get the devil's number 666.66666666666666666666. Coupled with the fact that all computers were probably going to crash on the stroke of midnight the end of the millennium was count down with considerable apprehension.





    here is Nostradamus's prediction


    Nostradamus speaks of a third anti-Christ who is more hideous than all the others combined. Some have said Sadaam Hussein, the dictator from Iraq (proved false now), or even Osama Bin Laden. Could he be this evil tyrant? Others say that he has not yet appeared. What does Nostradamus say about this third anti-Christ? First, Nostradamus tells us he will come from the Middle East.



    Out of the country of Greater Arabia Shall be born a strong master of Mohammed,
    He will enter Europe wearing a blue turban.
    He will be the terror of mankind.
    Never more horror.

    Here, Nostradamus says that a man from Greater Arabia will lead his forces on an invasion through Europe. This invasion will start a third world war that will be far worse than all the other wars put together. When will all this take place? In one quatrain Nostradamus gives us an exact date in which the war will be well under way.
    In the year 1999 and seven months
    From the sky will come the great King of Terror.
    He will bring back to life the King of the Mongols;
    Before and after war reigns.

    Nostradamus predicts the war will begin shortly before the year 1999. It doesn't make much sense to this author, but many are now saying that the 'war' was set 'in motion' in 1999, and now after Septermeber 11th these things are going to come true... as we are now 'at war with terror.' Interpret it how you will.
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