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I was Mortified................

bgjohn
I was over to my bro's house last night. He had some people over for a get together. Anyway he slipped something in the drinks. Next thing you know I was farting my ass off! In mixed company, I was mortified. At first they were pointing and laughing at me. Then everyone started in with LOUD FARTING! They didn't smell, they were just big and loud. Everyone was farting except my brother. That's how we knew it was him that caused the problem. We were gonna kick his ass but we just decided to laugh about it. It was a real icebreaker.
JM[8]
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  • spryor
    Remind me not to party with you guys.[;)]
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  • Marc1301
    Hope nobody smoked!
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  • bgjohn
    One of the guys brought a bunch of good looking gals from where he worked. Fortunately some of those gals had brothers so it didn't bother them much. After a few drinks everything was funny! One of the gals kept trying to show everybody her tits! We didn't try very hard to stop her.
    JM
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  • Maalox
    This reminds me of the movie stripes where Bill Murray is listening to one of the guys talk about farm animals and he says something like "I want to party with you..." and then slowly slides away.

    Sorry, Farting is not my type of "icebreaker" at a party.
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  • William81
    Sounds like a real mature evening....
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  • RUGERGUNZ
    Well, if noone else is gonna ask. What did he put in the drinks?
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  • bgjohn
    Those girls from "The Tortilla Factory" can really party. A good time was had by all.[:D]
    JM
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by RUGERGUNZ
    Well, if noone else is gonna ask. What did he put in the drinks?


    [?] I dunno.
    JM
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  • Dakota308
    originally posted by zebra


    http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99884C45-92B4-9E94-82A8FAC194F4A53B

    THIS IS BAD!

    Think it's for novelty use only! end post

    this might be a good place to start looking.


    and a girl flashing is always a good ice breaker[:D]
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  • linthicum
    Sounds like you all had a real "hoot and toot" of a time.[:)]
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  • LaidbackDan
    That's exactly why I stopped attending those MENSA function's.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    you can get "fart powder" pretty cheap

    http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=14&dc=331x87f&gclid=CJmyl4Dn2Y4CFQU4IwodOV7h8Q

    he would have recieved a over dose of laxitive
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