Lost wife (joke)
A man approached a very beautiful woman in WAL-MART
and said, "I've lost my wife here at WAL-MART. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked
puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every
time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife
appears out of nowhere...."
and said, "I've lost my wife here at WAL-MART. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked
puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every
time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife
appears out of nowhere...."
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Two guys, one older, the other younger, are pushing their carts around WalMart when they collide.
The young guy says to the second old guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife also and can't find her. To be honest, I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"
To which the old guy says, "Forget my wife, let's look for yours."[:p]
"the difference between the almost right word and the right word is like the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" - Mark Twain.0 -
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Now that's some funny **** right there..... 0 -
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Funny - and yet somehow very true![:0][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dpmule
A man approached a very beautiful woman in WAL-MART
and said, "I've lost my wife here at WAL-MART. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked
puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every
time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife
appears out of nowhere...."
Thats funny! Lots of truth to that joke![:0][:0]0 -
happens every-time 0
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