Will I live to be 80??
Will I live to be 80??
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,
he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked,
"Do you smoke tobacco,
or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied.
"I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked,
"Do you eat rib-eye steaks
and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said
that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,
like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked,
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars,
or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you even give a sh**?"
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,
he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked,
"Do you smoke tobacco,
or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied.
"I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked,
"Do you eat rib-eye steaks
and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said
that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,
like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked,
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars,
or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you even give a sh**?"
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Not if ya don't get out in the sun & leave that dang..pc!!
ya gonna wilt!! [:D]0 -
I hope..but proably not 0 -
I'd rather die defending freedom and the American way of life than of old age. 0 -
This is a question best answered by your kids, and your daughter in particular. 0 -
If you don't quit smoking, you'll wish you didn't. 0 -
[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I'd rather die defending freedom and the American way of life than of old age.
right on, cutie - i mean, zulu! [;)]0 -
quote: Will I live to be 80??
Not if you stand to close to the street where you live![:D][}:)]
Whatever happened with the violent speedsters? Need an update...0 -
" I'd rather die defending freedom and the American way of life than of old age."
-Zulu7
My feelings, precisely.
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quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote: Will I live to be 80??
Not if you stand to close to the street where you live![:D][}:)]
Whatever happened with the violent speedsters? Need an update...
They have been takeing it easy for a while now.
I think they have figured out that they do not scare me and I will not back down![;)]0 -
I'd rather live to be 96 and be killed by a jealous husband. 0 -
I've got a doctor who smokes and eats bacon and eggs. They aren't easy to find, but there are a few out there. [:D] 0
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