Dumb and Dumber
Fayetteville, N.C. - A Robeson County couple faces drug charges after allegedly leaving a bag filled with drugs and cash at the Cross Creek Mall food court, authorities said.
Billie Jo Ransom, 28, of 308 Wellons Road in Pembroke, and Arron Dean Revels, 23, of 368 Ronal Ave. in Lumberton, were charged with possession with intent to sell and deliver cocaine and possession with intent to sell and deliver marijuana.
Investigators said the pair had been shopping at the mall and left a red-and-black tote bag under a table at the food court when they stopped for a bite to eat.
Mall employees found the bag and turned it over to the mall security office, which found more than 17 grams of crack cocaine, more than 100 grams of marijuana and thousands of dollars in cash inside, authorities said.
Ransom and Revels were arrested when they returned to the mall security desk to claim the lost property, authorities said.
It just don't get no better than this.
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Billie Jo Ransom, 28, of 308 Wellons Road in Pembroke, and Arron Dean Revels, 23, of 368 Ronal Ave. in Lumberton, were charged with possession with intent to sell and deliver cocaine and possession with intent to sell and deliver marijuana.
Investigators said the pair had been shopping at the mall and left a red-and-black tote bag under a table at the food court when they stopped for a bite to eat.
Mall employees found the bag and turned it over to the mall security office, which found more than 17 grams of crack cocaine, more than 100 grams of marijuana and thousands of dollars in cash inside, authorities said.
Ransom and Revels were arrested when they returned to the mall security desk to claim the lost property, authorities said.
It just don't get no better than this.
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I went and s dumb and dumber last Saturday and am pretty sure that the sniper used the Blaser tactical.
Can any of you dumb and dumber fans verify this?
The straight pull bolt is what makes me think it is a Blaser.
this is what I thought I saw
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I guess you had to see it to believe that anyone could be this stupid
and still live -- and -- shock, horror-- reproduce.
... make a note - Idaho educated, an English speaker? I don't want to hear anymore 'bitchin' about 'stupid Kalifornians!' LOL
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Time to go to work so I'll throw in a bonus 'almost thread!'
LESS FAMOUS PROVERBS
1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
4. On the other hand...................you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first.
22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=16806237
Carjackers lead police on dramatic car chase on I-80
August 14th, 2011 @ 4:09pm
By Amy Joi O'Donoghue
ECHO, SUMMIT COUNTY - A dangerous fugitive once imprisoned for shooting at an Oregon county sheriff was caught Sunday after a high speed chase into Utah along Interstate 80, where he and his wife were cornered by deputies in a tense standoff.
The pair - on the run since mid-July - had an encounter with Nebraska police on Tuesday and were able to escape after a high speed vehicle chase and three hour ground search of a field where they had escaped.
Then, this weekend, police say Roy Scott Fritts Jr., 33, and Jessica Fritts, 35, were camping with their traveling partner in Sweetwater County, Wyo., when some sort of dispute arose.
Sweetwater County's Sheriff's detective Dick Blust Jr., said Edmund Thornell, 54, of Costa Mesa, Calif., was shot multiple times. He flagged down a passerby on a county road south of Rock Springs, where police were told the pair had taken off in his 1994 Chevrolet van.
The van was spotted near Evanston on I-80 where the pursuit started along the interstate 30 miles into Utah. At Echo Junction, Utah officers laid down spikes, disabling the van, said Summit County Sheriff's detective Sgt. Ron Bridge.
The two then fled on foot and carjacked another vehicle at gunpoint, but they were unable to flee because they did not know how to operate a manual transmission, Bridge said.
The sergeant said the pair then tried to break into a house and ended up running into a nearby field.
While the woman surrendered after being cornered by deputies, her male partner - sporting a gun in his waistband - refused to comply with officers' orders for several tense minutes.
He eventually surrendered.
The sheriff's office said Fritts is a wanted fugitive who absconded from supervised prison release on two counts of attempted aggravated murder and two counts of possessing a handgun while committing a felony. Jessica Fritz has a felony conviction for robbery but is not under any supervision.
Media reports say Fritts went to prison in 2001 for shooting at the Union County Sheriff in Oregon and pointing a gun at another man.
In Nebraska this week, state troopers said they believe the pair stole a car and were spotted in the vehicle on a highway west of Lexington. There was a 10-minute chase that ended when the pair abandoned the vehicle and ran into a field.
Thornell was treated at a Wyoming hospital and then flown to Intermountain Medical Center in Murray.
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Saw a bumper sticker this morning, "Annoy a liberal. Work, succeed, be happy." 0 -
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Snopes says NO!
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp
The woman shown in the picture is actually Fiona Wheeler and she won 32,000 lbs.0 -
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Just to add a few:
Nothing scales!! (engineers will "get it")
If you can remember the Sixties you wern't there[:D]
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
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quote:Originally posted by bigtire
Snopes says NO!
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp
The woman shown in the picture is actually Fiona Wheeler and she won 32,000 lbs.
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If true, that's pretty impressive, but for consistent ignorance and stupidity it's going to be hard to find anyone to beat Shepard Smith. Sometimes I'm surprised he doesn't forget to breath. This morning when he was reporting about the nine firemen who were killed in Charleston, SC last night he said he questioned if it was safe for them to enter the building. 0
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