Aliens
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an Unidentified Flying Object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the months of March-April 1948, exactly eight-nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may clear up many things.
However, you may NOT know that in the months of March-April 1948, exactly eight-nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may clear up many things.
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became very angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his 'willie' over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'0 -
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Oh no, little green men!!![:)]0 -
c'mon, it's a funny joke, but they all weren't born in the same year 
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Dianne Feinstein
AKA Dianne Emiel Goldman
Born: 22-Jun-1933
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Gender: Female
Religion: Jewish
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Politician
Party Affiliation: Democratic
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: US Senator from California
Democrat. Anti-gun Senator who still somehow found the fortitude to obtain for herself a concealed firearms carry permit, a privilege she wants to deny others.0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
Democrat. Anti-gun Senator who still somehow found the fortitude to obtain for herself a concealed firearms carry permit, a privilege she wants to deny others.
since when did 2A turned into privilege?0 -
Is this a picture of her demonstrating how she attach's herself to somebody's face and lays her eggs in their stomach?0 -
She is not an attractive woman.
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She is not an attractive human. 0 -
sorry to burst your bubble but if our politicians were part Asgard (erroneously called "grays" by the public) they would be much more intelligent than they are and would have developed faster-than-light travel and powerful particle weapons by now. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by KSUmarksman
sorry to burst your bubble but if our politicians were part Asgard (erroneously called "grays" by the public) they would be much more intelligent than they are and would have developed faster-than-light travel and powerful particle weapons by now.
Not necessarily so, I'm sure there are those who are underachiever's and those that graduated at the bottom of their classes on their world also. Isn't the Bell curve universal?[;)]0
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