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  • Zebra
    My Kinda gal!


    A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:

    "I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"



    "I smoke 4 packs of fags a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."



    "This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"



    "Twenty four"
    [:D] [:)] [:p] [^] [:D] [:p]






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    A little lemon and seltzer will remove those pesky ink stains after you've been fingerprinted. "
    Martha Stewart







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  • Zebra
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  • Cyclonus
    quote:Originally posted by Zebra
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    Eh Ill pass her hair is too short that turns me off as well as girls with bad looking hands and deep voices.
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  • Rack Ops
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Hmm... she likes guns and puppies...

    Throw in a love of Star Trek and foozball and I'll propose marriage![:p][:D][;)]
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  • sarge_3ad
    I think she's a nice looking young lady. Pretty blue eyes too.
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  • charliemeyer007
    She Has Got The Look. "I'd fly 10,000 miles to smoke a camel" or "Go ahead Towelhead make my day" I really liked the old "Puff the magic dragon"
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  • Colt Super
    Valkyrie.

    She would kill me.

    That's OK.

    Doug
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    I think she's a nice looking young lady. Pretty blue eyes too.
    Yepper!
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  • guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Cyclonus
    quote:Originally posted by Zebra
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    Eh Ill pass her hair is too short that turns me off as well as girls with bad looking hands and deep voices.


    Her hair is not short. It is put up in accordance with military regulations.
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  • calamitywood
    Pretty young lady. Is she yours by any chance?
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  • guntech59
    Me? No, I just know a little about military regulations. See my sig line. I spent a year or three in service.[:D]
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  • oldgunman
    She looks pretty to me . I love those squinty crybaby like looking eyes.[:p]
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  • fideau
    I love her.
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  • The Dutchman
    I think I'm in love...the girl is cute too. [;)]
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  • fishkiller41
    Someone posted that a long time ago. i remember, i posted that sge had "GUNSLINGER" eyes.
    Anyone else remember that?
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  • sig232
    A very attractive young lady and yes, I do think she would be the end of Doug Wilson![:D]
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  • River Rat
    God bless her. The Republic is safe!

    I'd like my stepson to meet her.
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  • 1911a1-fan
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  • savage170
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
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  • gagirl
    She was the Air Force's first female aerial gunner.
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