The Brady Bunch
Ok, so now most of you are thinking, "Dan, you've reached out there before, but this time you have totally lost it". And, there is a better than average chance you are right!
There is nothing on network TV, so I find myself watching old "Matlock" re-runs, usually right before I go to bed. That leaves the station on the same channel that plays the "Brady Bunch" I get home from work, and want to check out the weather, so I flip on the TV. Up comes "The Brady Bunch". After frantically juggling the TV remote in the air for several minutes, in my haste to get the channel changed before someone on this show says something so idiotic that it will further damage my already damaged brain cells, I hear a voice. "Tonto?" What the hell are you doing on "The Brady Bunch?" "Where's "The Lone Ranger?" But, alas, he wasn't there. Likely a good thing, because he might have tarnished his sterling image by shooting Alice, after one of her moronic remarks.
Well, (hey, it was Tonto, I couldn't just flip the channel) it seems like the Brady group were out camping, and took in a run-a-way Indian child, who, as it turns out, was the grandson of a chief, played by Jay Silverheels. Naturally, the Indian child benefits greatly by Pappy Brady's great wisdom, and returns to grandpa. And there was great rejoicing. Tonto decides to invite the whole clan to a big Indian celebration, and make them all members of the tribe.
At this point, I must admit, nausea got the best of me, Tonto or not. As it was just a few minutes before the show was over, I had pretty much lost all hope of a Brady massacre, so on to the weather channel I went.
Tonto? The Brady Bunch? *sigh*
There is nothing on network TV, so I find myself watching old "Matlock" re-runs, usually right before I go to bed. That leaves the station on the same channel that plays the "Brady Bunch" I get home from work, and want to check out the weather, so I flip on the TV. Up comes "The Brady Bunch". After frantically juggling the TV remote in the air for several minutes, in my haste to get the channel changed before someone on this show says something so idiotic that it will further damage my already damaged brain cells, I hear a voice. "Tonto?" What the hell are you doing on "The Brady Bunch?" "Where's "The Lone Ranger?" But, alas, he wasn't there. Likely a good thing, because he might have tarnished his sterling image by shooting Alice, after one of her moronic remarks.
Well, (hey, it was Tonto, I couldn't just flip the channel) it seems like the Brady group were out camping, and took in a run-a-way Indian child, who, as it turns out, was the grandson of a chief, played by Jay Silverheels. Naturally, the Indian child benefits greatly by Pappy Brady's great wisdom, and returns to grandpa. And there was great rejoicing. Tonto decides to invite the whole clan to a big Indian celebration, and make them all members of the tribe.
At this point, I must admit, nausea got the best of me, Tonto or not. As it was just a few minutes before the show was over, I had pretty much lost all hope of a Brady massacre, so on to the weather channel I went.
Tonto? The Brady Bunch? *sigh*
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quote:More than 25 Cities Join National Day of Protest against Illegal Guns
i don't know anyone that is for illegal guns unless it is gang bangers who can get them cheap
quote:thousands of activists gathered in their local communities to raise their voices about the dream of stopping gun violence in America.
again, my neighborhood does not have gun violence, i never hear shots fired, but turn on the news, or go the "the hood", and it is a daily event, every morning i watch the news there is a drive by in north saint louis
hhhhmmmm! i wonder who is doing this, legal gun owning middle aged white guys?, no but we are the ones that will be punished, to elaborate any further would not be pc, and i will be called a racist for pointing out the obvious that others tend to turn their head on0 -
If you got that email like I did reply to it like I did. I told them I did my part against gun violence and bought 500 rds of ammo. 0 -
quote:More than 25 Cities Join National Day of Protest against Illegal GunsDoesn't mean a whole hell of a lot when these jackasses want to make ALL guns illegal. 0 -
"Thousands and thousands turn out" and no picture shows more than a small handfull. Yeah, sure. 0 -
I still have a crush on Marsha. OH...different Brady Bunch I guess. [:I] 0
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