All I can say is...DANG!! That's gotta hurt!
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed BallPark Frank after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.
The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.
Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.
The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.
Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.
The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
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OUCH is not strong enough of a word, but then for this guy it only took 11 stiches......... 0 -
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
Super glue worked for me (tip of the finger).[;)]0 -
"charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon"
That strikes me as interesting way to say what she actually did............OUCH!!0 -
quote:It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on!
The poor guy can't help it if it's not quite bun length! [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Ben0 -
Ouch!!
Jon0 -
Darwin at work. NEVER NEVER NEVER compare your women when there is a knife, [or gun] ANYWHERE within a 100' radius. Better still not to do it at all.[}:)][}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
Needle D**k0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
Needle D**k
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Now, I need stitches......0 -
I bet it burns when he pees 0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Ben
Oh my goodness! Did ya'll read that article? Between 3 and 5 centimeters! Poor guys. [B)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by XLpitman
quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
WHAT!?! It took 9 stitches to sew the very TIP, of my pinky back on![B)]
Jeff
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Ben
Oh my goodness! Did ya'll read that article? Between 3 and 5 centimeters! Poor guys. [B)]
"scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have BallPark Frankes which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture."
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quote:"scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have BallPark Frankes which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture."
Maybe I should move to India. Sounds like there are some desperate women there who need [ahem] satisfying!
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